Ive just had the biggest row in the history of rows with teh wife.

 

Just to set the scene, youl all love this.

 

Took my neice home, not seen her for a year, just started Uni in my town, so she popped in on the way home at teh club. Missus came over just before heading of for a match. All things awsome, took Kel Home, drove back.

 

Missus walks in with a face like thunder. As I havent done anything wrong, figured she had a bad match. Ohhh No.

 

Apparently a girl (slag as tracey called her) asked my wife and a couple of other of the team about this cute guy at teh club she played against about a month ago? All she could say about him was he was middle aged but a realy good player who joked about a lot with the other players.

 

Yep, you guesed it. twas me.

 

Now I ask you how the fook am I responcible.

 

Bloody women, some times I wonder

Is it RAG week? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

Women a???? Can't live with them............... well just can't live with them ;)

 

Feel for you bud, have a :duffer:

They are all snakes with tits.

lol i had something like that recently!

 

went to merry hill in birmingham, was down that way picking up some mains fo rthe rocketship, so decided to go do some shopping after.

 

anyhow, goes into this shop and purchased some jeans and a jacket, pays at the counter leaves shop, then i gets earache!

 

apparently i was looking at this 'girl' in the shop, which i dont deny, she wasnt that great looking or anything, but i had no choice to look at her.....SHE WAS ON THE COUNTER!!!!!!!

 

5 hours of shit i got after that, the next day she was still on about it "how could i do that to her etc etc" so i ditched it and told her "NOW youve got something to moan about, bye" aint seen her since lol

 

no need for it i tell ya!

I just tell them from the start that I'm sleeping with everyone in town, that way they don't get any suprises :rofl:

Thats nothing. A friend of mine caught hell for a week cause his woman had a dream she saw him with another woman. What the hell is that about.

Ive just had the biggest row in the history of rows with teh wife.

 

Just to set the scene, youl all love this.

 

Took my neice home, not seen her for a year, just started Uni in my town, so she popped in on the way home at teh club. Missus came over just before heading of for a match. All things awsome, took Kel Home, drove back.

 

Missus walks in with a face like thunder. As I havent done anything wrong, figured she had a bad match. Ohhh No.

 

Apparently a girl (slag as tracey called her) asked my wife and a couple of other of the team about this cute guy at teh club she played against about a month ago? All she could say about him was he was middle aged but a realy good player who joked about a lot with the other players.

 

Yep, you guesed it. twas me.

 

Now I ask you how the fook am I responcible.

 

Bloody women, some times I wonder

 

 

ill walk past her and she will gorp, so then you can shout at her :D

I just tell them from the start that I'm sleeping with everyone in town, that way they don't get any suprises :rofl:

 

 

And you do mean everyone. Even teh dead you sicko

Bit I dont get is I wasnt even playing against her, she was part of another pair. She's about 25 if im thinking about the right girl. And she was checking me out because I dont wear a wedding band, fook I dont wear eny jewlrey, never have. LOL wish I had been there when they where chatting about me and Tracey said I think thats my husband your describing.

 

But why on earth its my fault heaven knows. But I supose many men are the same. Im expecting a mahoosive appology. But shes a girl and you know i have fook all chane of that.

:shock: thats just plain wrong!! :smash: :mac1:

 

Thats nothing. A friend of mine caught hell for a week cause his woman had a dream she saw him with another woman. What the hell is that about.

It happens the other way around as well blasted men.

 

I'd gone up to Bedford to see my mum when out to town for lunch with her and hubbie. Walking through town I hear someone call my name. An old male school mate not seen for about 6 years come's running across the road , and almost pushes hubbie aside and gives me the biggest, longest hug ever. He then grabs me by the hands and pulls me to one side we were in the middle to the pavement LOL/.

 

 

He talks for ages before I can introduce hubbie.

 

The moaning I got from hubbie after he'd left, took me the rest of the day to get him to smile again.

 

 

Men

It happens the other way around as well blasted men.

 

I'd gone up to Bedford to see my mum when out to town for lunch with her and hubbie. Walking through town I hear someone call my name. An old male school mate not seen for about 6 years come's running across the road , and almost pushes hubbie aside and gives me the biggest, longest hug ever. He then grabs me by the hands and pulls me to one side we were in the middle to the pavement LOL/.

 

 

He talks for ages before I can introduce hubbie.

 

The moaning I got from hubbie after he'd left, took me the rest of the day to get him to smile again.

 

 

Men

Did this Guy have a white stick and a dog called Rover :D ;)

lol :x: uh oh you're in for it now vinz :rofl:

Did this Guy have a white stick and a dog called Rover :D ;)

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: That is ****ing funny :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

;)

This guy is a fashion model I've know since I was 5 years old lol

 

Oh, and :slap: :slap: :slap: for both of you

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Did this Guy have a white stick and a dog called Rover :D ;)

women .. cant live with em .. cant shoot em

They are all snakes with tits.

 

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