The MORGUE - thats what its like round here anyway :tongue:

hes unclassified :rofl:

 

and you would know because......... :rofl:

*SOUND OF A LARGE AMOUNT OF MEAT HITTING THE TABLE*

 

Evening all ;)

*SOUND OF A LARGE AMOUNT OF MEAT HITTING THE TABLE*

 

Evening all ;)

 

 

hahha - looks who's popped in to show us his 1 cm ... :rofl:

hahha - looks who's popped in to show us his 1 cm ... :rofl:

 

Yeah but i've brought a load of meat with me from Tesco, anyone fancy a bbq? :rofl:

*SOUND OF A LARGE AMOUNT OF MEAT HITTING THE TABLE*

 

Evening all ;)

 

you cooking a joint of lamb then :rofl:

Couldn't get any matey, just sausage ;) :rofl:

i dont do sausage...

hahha - looks who's popped in to show us his 1 cm ... :rofl:

 

 

and you would know because......... :rofl: :rofl: :slap:

i dont do sausage...

 

she's a vegie it would have to be a cucumber :rofl:

I have an unusually big penis ;)

Couldn't get any matey, just sausage ;) :rofl:

 

:rofl: and sheep are only good for 2 things and 1 of those is to make wooly jumpers, the other........... :x: but you try finding a good looking 1 :rofl:

I have an unusually big penis ;)

 

you mean its just unusuall :rofl:

i dont do sausage...

 

Kebab? :rofl:

I have an unusually big penis ;)

 

...for a cat? :rofl:

ur all going to quick for me.. so :slap: to you all

...for a cat? :rofl:

 

no thats pussy, or kebab :confused: im confused now hunnipie gone quiet wonder what she doing, all this talk of willies :rofl:

 

feel another slap coming on

ur all going to quick for me.. so :slap: to you all

 

 

Oohhhh.. harder please :xxx: ;) :p

no thats pussy, or kebab :confused: im confused now hunnipie gone quiet wonder what she doing, all this talk of willies :rofl:

 

feel another slap coming on

 

my hands r otherwise occupied... please try again later :slap:

...for a cat? :rofl:

 

 

About average .... for Brazilian Tapir ;)

ur all going to quick for me.. so :slap: to you all

 

fook me where good then :rofl:

fook me where good then :rofl:

 

gang slap...

gang slap...

 

does that mean group sex :rofl:

does that mean group sex :rofl:

 

if a slap is ur ide of sex... i wanna be ur girl... stuf all the hard work.. just give u a slap - n its all over :rofl:

if a slap is ur ide of sex... i wanna be ur girl... stuf all the hard work.. just give u a slap - n its all over :rofl:

 

it was all over when you walked me up the hill :rofl:

it was all over when you walked me up the hill :rofl:

 

 

ur one easy bloke then.... all the ladies can dump the headache excuse!