three and a half inch floppy

kumquat

 

your turn!

anal - as in analretentive

come/coming

finger

skrew

blow off valve

bush

period

blob

cock

phucket

69

toss

spit roast

Rough Shag (tobbaco)

Knob

fanny street (in cardiff)

for all the plumbers everywhere

 

surrey flange and essex flange

 

and the difference being .................... surreny flange is mounted from the top.

 

Regards,

 

alex

whipped cream :)

Fanny by gas light. :x:

for all the plumbers everywhere

 

surrey flange and essex flange

 

and the difference being .................... surreny flange is mounted from the top.

 

Regards,

 

alex

 

and essex flange has blonde hair wears white stillettos and dance's around their handbags and dont mind being mounted anywhere:rofl:

things that sound dirty but aren't

 

.....me :D

Fanny Cradock

 

Fanny pack (american for bum bag) lol

shag pile

winkles (sea food)

vasaline

crutch

beard

coont

sandyballs (new forest)

Bird Names

 

Shagg

Great Tits

Blue Tits

Yellow Tits

Swallow

Peacock

Cock

Wood Pecker

Puffin

Horn Bill

Cockatoo

Love Bird

Shaft Tail

Swallow Tail Kite

Cherry head

bird names...

 

sharon

tracy

 

hang on tho...they are prob very dirty!

bone

and the phrase ' give the dog a bone'

i was in wisbeach once a van came past and on the side it said SUPERCOCK EGGS LTD i chuckled 4 ages lol

Honour Blackman

 

 

(= on a black man!)

Fanny Cradock

 

 

 

classic tv blooper on a cooking show, " I hope your yorkshire puddings look as good as fannys ". :rofl: :rofl:

Boney M

Black Box

Thatch

Bermuda Triangle

Lettuice

Bacon Sandwich

Curtains

Squirrel

Beaver

Pussy (cat)

Dripping

 

Sure I'll think of some more :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

there's a local beaver bus for OAPs and the sign on the front says:

"Ride the Beaver" :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: noooo! really?! :rofl: :rofl:

classic tv blooper on a cooking show, " I hope your yorkshire puddings look as good as fannys ". :rofl: :rofl:

 

pmsl :rofl: classic! :D

Bogies (the frame what wheels are attached to on railway carriages)

Satisfaction with every erection ,,, seen on the side of a scaffolders truck in S****Thorp :D