i was in the pub with a few of the boys earlier, and this drop dead georgeous girl walks in. i think i know here from somewhere. she spot me and sits nearly on my lap and says "hi leighton, how are you having seen you in years", to which i reply "im doing good, how are you are things ok" (still not knowing who the fook this girl is, all i know is i know her).

 

it is at this point she says "not too bad ive got a 3 year old now" !!!!!!!!!! my god i thought i knew i knew her but help please dont let it be me lol.

 

she "you dont remember me do you?"

 

me "i know, i know you just cant place you"

 

she "i was in school with you"

 

me "oooooooyeah charleen"

 

cut a long story short i had a heart attack for nothing. bloody women why cant you say who you are when you start talking :slap:

did you fook her

did you fook her

 

yes which was why i was worried (in school that was, just before IT lessons)

why are you here now and not fooking her again tonight?????

 

 

you missed the signs matey lol

why are you here now and not fooking her again tonight?????

 

 

you missed the signs matey lol

 

na wouldnt do that to my mrs, plus her bloke was there. but my god is she hot now :p

Ahhh of course, sorry mate forgot about your mrs.

 

good man

Ahhh of course, sorry mate forgot about your mrs.

 

good man

 

im a good boy now, shame really lol

Well you are a self confessed sperm donar. So what do you expect.......you tart..... :tongue: :rofl: :rofl:

You got her number???

Well you are a self confessed sperm donar. So what do you expect.......you tart..... :tongue: :rofl: :rofl:

 

mutiple treatments lol :dance:

at least it wasnt a " you dont remember me do you , you barsteward " conversation mate

dont you just hate it when that happens, my ex was out other night from 6 years ago. He came up to me and said "Hi Sarah, how are you i dont resent you for what you did" (got caught snogging a solicitor at a barristers party, must have been the wigs that got me going lol i was only 20!!)

 

Anyway i did not have a clue who this whale like beast was infront of me so i just said "who are you"

 

when he told me i just laughed and exclaimed "my youve put some timber on"

 

suffice to say he fooked off, amazing how honest you become when the alcohol takes toll

dont you just hate it when that happens, my ex was out other night from 6 years ago. He came up to me and said "Hi Sarah, how are you i dont resent you for what you did" (got caught snogging a solicitor at a barristers party, must have been the wigs that got me going lol i was only 20!!)

 

Anyway i did not have a clue who this whale like beast was infront of me so i just said "who are you"

 

when he told me i just laughed and exclaimed "my youve put some timber on"

 

suffice to say he fooked off, amazing how honest you become when the alcohol takes toll

 

Poor bloke