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The Bells

Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for

them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden, while a

gorgeous, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.

 

 

Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie and they were

told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them

would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

 

The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with

no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from

all the priests until she got to the final priest,

Carlos.

 

Poor Carlos.

As she danced, his bell began to ring so

loudly that it flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to

rest in nearby foliage.

 

Embarrassed,Carlos quickly scrambled to where

the bell came to rest and bent over to pick it up.

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Then all the other bells started to ring....

 

 

Alan........

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