:tongue: Common guys give it all you got!!! we're better at most now...even cheaper car insurance!!!

Q Why do men die earlier than their wives

 

A COS THEY WANT TO

Getting a High Paid Job if all things are equal.

Getting sponcership or scholarships for sport.

Being able to make a decision.

Being able to have an argument and not bring up a unrelated topic from 2 years ago to change the subject in your favor.

Being mates with someone despite they take the piss, and you dont care as you can take someone on face value.

Being able to be in a large group and not bitch about anyone who goes for a slash.

Being able to pick up spiders.

 

Now on to some serious genetic stuff.

Being naturaly stronger and able to think clearly in a dangerous situation. Factual that one.

Being able to survive longer in hostile environments, again factual, do a survival course.

Having better hand-eye co-ordination

 

But my fav is this.

We dont give birth

Q. Why do women have breasts?

 

A. So men will talk to them.

when we do eventially talk to them we have to get drunk to make anything they say sound interesting!

Getting a High Paid Job if all things are equal.

Getting sponcership or scholarships for sport.

Being able to make a decision.

Being able to have an argument and not bring up a unrelated topic from 2 years ago to change the subject in your favor.

Being mates with someone despite they take the piss, and you dont care as you can take someone on face value.

Being able to be in a large group and not bitch about anyone who goes for a slash.

Being able to pick up spiders.

 

Now on to some serious genetic stuff.

Being naturaly stronger and able to think clearly in a dangerous situation. Factual that one.

Being able to survive longer in hostile environments, again factual, do a survival course.

Having better hand-eye co-ordination

 

But my fav is this.

We dont give birth[/quote

U dont give birth cause you wouldn't 1) know how, 2) take the pain, 3) produce something so vile :dance:

OMG, you can smell the hormones in this thread!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Well I'd rather than smell hormones than FISH :rofl:

Well I'd rather than smell hormones than FISH :rofl:

I'd rather smell them too..than cheese :dance:

Is it me or even though women HATE recieving jokes/comments that their nether regions smell of fish they STILL end up eating tuna with everything? :rant:

I'd rather smell them too..than cheese :dance:

Call yourself Queen of Zeds? Do you mean Zed's as in sleep? ZzZzZzZzZ!! :rofl: :rofl:

Is it me or even though women HATE recieving jokes/comments that their nether regions smell of fish they STILL end up eating tuna with everything? :rant:

As I said before..better than cheese!! too gross to smell then imagine!!! :xxx:

As I said before..better than cheese!! too gross to smell then imagine!!! :xxx:

 

yep but we don't eat excessive amounts of cheese :tongue:

I'd rather smell them too..than cheese :dance:

 

Ditto, so shut yer mouth, I can hardly breathe :tongue:

Call yourself Queen of Zeds? Do you mean Zed's as in sleep? ZzZzZzZzZ!! :rofl: :rofl:

Common babe...roll it on......Queen of Zed's in more ways than the Zed..Zzzz's also...beauty sleep, sleeping also in more ways than one.. see I compare myself in that department with the spec of a Zed :dance:

Common babe...roll it on......Queen of Zed's in more ways than the Zed..Zzzz's also...beauty sleep, sleeping also in more ways than one.. see I compare myself in that department with the spec of a Zed :dance:

Ask my bloke...he's got no probs..grease me up and I'll go forever :tongue:

Is it me or even though women HATE recieving jokes/comments that their nether regions smell of fish they STILL end up eating tuna with everything? :rant:

Speak for yourself nancy boy and learn to wash/shower more often. We know when we're about to walk into a room full of men the smell hits us first :hurl: :hurl: :hurl:

Speak for yourself nancy boy and learn to wash/shower more often. We know when we're about to walk into a room full of men the smell hits us first :hurl: :hurl: :hurl:

Stilton!!! :hurl:

Common babe...roll it on......Queen of Zed's in more ways than the Zed..Zzzz's also...beauty sleep, sleeping also in more ways than one.. see I compare myself in that department with the spec of a Zed :dance:

really? your zed has been rear ended hasnt it? so does that mean? :x:

Ask my bloke...he's got no probs..grease me up and I'll go forever :tongue:

saucy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

growl!

really? your zed has been rear ended hasnt it? so does that mean? :x:

It means my Zed seems to like tryin somethin out b4 me...it didn't like... :wack:

Common babe...roll it on......Queen of Zed's in more ways than the Zed..Zzzz's also...beauty sleep, sleeping also in more ways than one.. see I compare myself in that department with the spec of a Zed :dance:

 

Beauty sleep? Women need that, LOTS of it!

 

Spec of a Zed? You mean you're out of action for 11 months of the year?

 

:tongue:

Speak for yourself nancy boy and learn to wash/shower more often. We know when we're about to walk into a room full of men the smell hits us first :hurl: :hurl: :hurl:

 

I could say the same for walking into a room of women, mmm that smell of camden fish market lol :D :hurl:

It means my Zed seems to like tryin somethin out b4 me...it didn't like... :wack:

 

pmsl :rofl:

I could say the same for walking into a room of women, mmm that smell of camden fish market lol :D :hurl:

I reckon Rick Stein would have a field day........

Beauty sleep? Women need that, LOTS of it!

 

:tongue:

 

More like a coma :tongue:

More like a coma :tongue:

thought you had enough of mouthy women for one night?? :nana2: