:tongue: Common guys give it all you got!!! we're better at most now...even cheaper car insurance!!!

what??? you not see me in the PORN flik's you watch.....

 

 

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girl on girl :tongue:

girl on girl :tongue:

shit wrong thread i supposed to be on your side on this one lmao :rofl: :rofl:

shit wrong thread i supposed to be on your side on this one lmao :rofl: :rofl:

Well done Gaz home goal me thinks ROFPMSL

 

Wosser boy you are a right ladyboy with your hairspair tucked away in the back of your Zed and you standing there offering yourself to Jason Farrow at Bluewater

How many women with PMS does it take to screw

in a light bulb?

 

One.

 

ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE?

Because no one else in this house knows HOW

to change a light bulb. They don't even know the

bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house

in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it

OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be

able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that

they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past

SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some

miracle, find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the

chair that they dragged from two rooms over to

stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would

STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH

IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE

STUPID F***ING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN. WHY???

BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES

OUT THE RUBBISH!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T

ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF CRAP

THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE

HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! THE F***ING HOUSE!!! IT WOULD

TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS..

 

That's..... how many ok

:p :p :p

truth is we only want you for one thing, and its not for your mind lol at least you know your good for one thing.

 

but if i could fook myself i wouldnt bother with a woman!!

 

plus you girlies dont know how to fart properly

 

too much hot air coming out the other end