Its your turn at the bar! Stop reading this an go buy the drinks cheapskates! I'll have a pint o' Stella with a sambuka chaser ta :D

F'kin faulty cans keep goin empty, where's that customer helpline number.....

I think you'll find that's Stella Z mine sweeping again cos no one will buy him a drink. Better keep a tighter grip on your cans mate

F'kin faulty cans keep goin empty, where's that customer helpline number.....

 

I wonder what would happen if there was a beer shortage?

 

You lot would go mad :p

I wonder what would happen if there was a beer shortage?

 

You lot would go mad :p

They'd just move on to something else instead Faisal this lot of drunkard slobs :p :rofl: :rofl:

I wonder what would happen if there was a beer shortage?

 

You lot would go mad :p

 

 

Well there's always class a drugs :rofl: I'm joking, honest!!!!

They'd just move on to something else instead Faisal this lot of drunkard slobs :p :rofl: :rofl:

 

Like glue sniffing :tongue:

Well there's always class a drugs :rofl: I'm joking, honest!!!!

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

Probably have no effect on you anyway :tongue:

After all those years inhaling/swallowing petrol and gearbox oil you're probably right :D Anyway, get to the f'kin bar you haven't bought a round yet!!!

After all those years inhaling/swallowing petrol and gearbox oil you're probably right :D Anyway, get to the f'kin bar you haven't bought a round yet!!!

 

Im broke, dont you know that?............iv spent all my money on the car..........all i can afford right now is tap water...........so how many glasses of that would you like? :rofl:

I'll pass on that, just pass the nitrous instead ;):D

Tap water? you tryin to poison us.

 

I bet it you with the poofter drink as well :tongue:

Tap water? you tryin to poison us.

 

I bet it you with the poofter drink as well :tongue:

 

Poofter drink.........ill give you a bloody poofter drink...........how about some goats urine with a twist of lime...........bet you'd love that..........now fook off and get us another round..........ill have a sprite :tongue: :p

Hay scawni I'm so dry over here get me a bottle of merrydown will you :)

Poofter drink.........ill give you a bloody poofter drink...........how about some goats urine with a twist of lime...........bet you'd love that..........now fook off and get us another round..........ill have a sprite :tongue: :p

 

Sounds like you got enough spirit allready, how about a nice Bacardi breezer :tongue:

 

Hey Drifty, water merrydown? is that when you are pised on the floor :shock:

Sounds like you got enough spirit allready, how about a nice Bacardi breezer :tongue:

 

Hey Drifty, water merrydown? is that when you are pised on the floor :shock:

 

Not Spirit...........i meant a Sprite.........like lemonade :rolleyes:

Sounds like you got enough spirit allready, how about a nice Bacardi breezer :tongue:

 

Hey Drifty, water merrydown? is that when you are pised on the floor :shock:

Don't you dare put water in my merry down Cider just add a shot of Bacardi to it and make it snappy will you I'm fainting from lack of fluids over here, and not pissed on the floor.

I think i've had enough, I messed up the last round.

 

Did you want me to sprint and get watership down,

 

Oh my head hurts

I think i've had enough, I messed up the last round.

 

Did you want me to sprint and get watership down,

 

Oh my head hurts

 

Time to call you a cab......... :tongue:

:rofl: :rofl:

I think i've had enough, I messed up the last round.

 

Did you want me to sprint and get watership down,

 

Oh my head hurts

still haven't got me drink. ffs send a boy to do a mans job lmao.

tequila chasers all round methinks.

what happened last night i dont remember leaving the pub :confused:

what happened last night i dont remember leaving the pub :confused:

 

You got so pissed last night that you never even realised that you got picked up buy some big greasy bloke with lots of tattoos..........we tried stopping you but you kept saying that you loved him and wanted to be with him so we let you go........

 

Hope your still walking straight :tongue:

 

Fas

Time to call you a cab......... :tongue:

 

 

Call me what you want as long as its not late for me tea

Call me what you want as long as its not late for me tea

 

Well if were gonna be having tea then lets make it an irish one :duffer:

Ok so who's gonna make a brew then???

Ok so who's gonna make a brew then???

 

fook that, what time does the bar open :duffer:

fook that, what time does the bar open :duffer:

 

Did'int no one tell u........... you've been BARRED! :tongue: