A little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he took himself off to the doctors.

 

"Doctor, I don't feel too good," said the little paper bag.

 

"Hmm, you look OK to me," said the Doctor, "but I'll do a blood test and see what that shows,

come back and see me in a couple of days."

 

The little paper bag felt no better when he got back for the results.

 

"What's wrong with me?" asked the little paper bag.

 

"I'm afraid you are HIV positive!" said the doctor.

 

"No, I can't be - I'm just a little paper bag!" said the little paper bag.

 

"Have you been having unprotected sex?" asked the doctor.

 

"NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!"

 

"Well have you been sharing needles with other intravenous drug users?" asked the doctor.

 

"NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!"

 

"Perhaps you've been abroad recently and required a jab or a blood transfusion?" queried the doctor.

 

"NO, I don't have a passport - I'm just a little paper bag!"

 

"Well", said the doctor, "are you in a homosexual relationship?"

 

"NO! I told you I can't do things like that, I'm just a little paper bag!"

 

"Then there can be only one explanation." said the doctor

 

 

 

 

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this is good - wait for it .... .... .... . ....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Your mother must have been a carrier" :rofl:

Ohhhhwwwwwww....

 

 

Actually quite funny.

 

Nice one Nick.

very good!!

Just waiting for the backlash :rofl:

Ooooo you stole this from another forum but it's still funny Mr Bunny and read your emails :rofl: :rofl:

hehe thought it was so good i had to share :D

 

And read and replied :D

You nob :rofl:

 

Three bit os string go to the pub, two sit down and one goes to the bar.

 

"Three pints please" asked the bit of string

The barman said "we don't serve bits of string in here mate"

 

So the second bit of string goes to the bar and tries,

 

"Three pints please barman" he says

The barman says "look I told your mate we don't serve bits of string in here, now you will have to leave"

 

After hereing this the third says "I have an idea"

so he roles himself up in a ball and fluff his hair up goes to the bar and says

 

"Three pints please mate"

The barman says "Are you a piece if string?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

punchline coming

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"NO I'M A FRAYED KNOT" :rofl:

Two pieces of black Tarmac were walking along the street when a green piece walked past them in the other direction. The smaller of the black pieces said to the larger "look at him he's green" abruptly The larger piece said "shut up and look the other way now you fool". Puzzeled the smaller piece waited till the green piece was gone and asked "why did you get so scared of him" ......"Because", he said...............................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"He's a fooking cyclepath"

Extra strong mint and polo were in the night club when extra strong said

 

"corr look at the body on that little sweatie"

 

polo said "don't mess with her, thats locket

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and she's methol"

Look what you started Bunny :slap:

:D :D :D

Englishman, Irishman and Scottishman

 

They are captured by tribe of cannibals on a remote island and the chief asks each of them to go into the forest and pick 10 pieces of the same fruit.

 

Scottishman return with 10 apples. The chief requests that he put each piece of fruit up his bottom without showing any expression on his face.

 

1...2...3.. he screams in agony... The cannibals eat him.

 

Englishman return with 10 cherries. The chief gives the same request.

 

1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9... he bursts out laughing. The cannibals eat him.

 

In heaven, the Scottishman asks why he started laughing, he had it easy!

 

Englishman replied "I saw the Irishman returning from the forest with pineapples"!!!!

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

ouch

hahaha love em :rofl:

reminds me of "death or mow-mow" :rofl:

lol :D classic joke :D