All of these are legitimate companies that didn't spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear ... and be misread.

 

1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is http://www.whorepresents.com/

 

2. Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at http://www.expertsexchange.com/

 

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at http://www.penisland.net/

 

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at http://www.therapistfinder.com/

 

5. There's the Italian Power Generator company, http://www.powergenitalia.com/

 

6. And don't forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales, http://www.molestationnursery.com

 

7. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky Web site, http://www.speedofart.com

 

 

 

=====================================================

 

 

 

>Forget your everyday problems and read how others put their thoughts

>into

>words. These are genuine clips from Council complaint letters.

 

 

>1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has

>fungus growing in it.

>

>2. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just

>can't take it anymore.

>

>3. It's the dog's mess that I find hard to swallow.

>

>4. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt

>my knob off.

>

>5. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he

>put his foot in the hole in his back passage.

>

>6. And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my

>fence.

>

>7. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof.

>I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off.

>

>8. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?

>

>9. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the

>wall.

>

>10. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife

>tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.

>

>11. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.

>

>12. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are

>plain filthy.

>

>13. I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers.

>

>14. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is

>cleared.

>

>15. Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour

>and not fit to drink.

>

>16. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.

>

>17. I want to complain about the farmer across the road; every morning

>at 6am his cock wakes me up and its now getting too much for me.

>

>18. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is

>unsightly and dangerous.

>

>19. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a

>third so please send someone round to do something about it.

>

>20. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please

>do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.

>

>21. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy

>my wife.

>

>22. I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times but I

>still have no satisfaction.

>

>23. This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't

>get BBC2.

pmsl, good finds :) :rofl: got that friday feeling already today :D

All of these are legitimate companies that didn't spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear ... and be misread.

 

1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is http://www.whorepresents.com/

 

2. Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at http://www.expertsexchange.com/

 

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at http://www.penisland.net/

 

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at http://www.therapistfinder.com/

 

5. There's the Italian Power Generator company, http://www.powergenitalia.com/

 

6. And don't forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales, http://www.molestationnursery.com

 

7. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky Web site, http://www.speedofart.com

 

 

 

=====================================================

 

 

 

>Forget your everyday problems and read how others put their thoughts

>into

>words. These are genuine clips from Council complaint letters.

 

 

>1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has

>fungus growing in it.

>

>2. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just

>can't take it anymore.

>

>3. It's the dog's mess that I find hard to swallow.

>

>4. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt

>my knob off.

>

>5. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he

>put his foot in the hole in his back passage.

>

>6. And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my

>fence.

>

>7. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof.

>I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off.

>

>8. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?

>

>9. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the

>wall.

>

>10. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife

>tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.

>

>11. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.

>

>12. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are

>plain filthy.

>

>13. I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers.

>

>14. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is

>cleared.

>

>15. Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour

>and not fit to drink.

>

>16. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.

>

>17. I want to complain about the farmer across the road; every morning

>at 6am his cock wakes me up and its now getting too much for me.

>

>18. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is

>unsightly and dangerous.

>

>19. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a

>third so please send someone round to do something about it.

>

>20. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please

>do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.

>

>21. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy

>my wife.

>

>22. I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times but I

>still have no satisfaction.

>

>23. This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't

>get BBC2.

 

 

PMSL @ the complaint letters .. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

well that certainly made me chuckle especially the complaint letters lol

gotta love those letters :rofl:

Definitely brightened up a dull day :rofl:

That really cheered me up ROTFPMSL :bow: :bow: :bow: