superman was feeling bored after a long streak of

crime fighting

and wanted to go out and party, so he called Batman to

ask if he

wanted to go to a club and pick up some girls.

Batman said Robin was ill and he had to look after

him.

A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to

see if he fancied

a few beers. Spiderman told him he had a date with Cat

Woman.

 

As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonder Woman's apartment to see if she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonder Woman naked on the bed with her legs open. Superman thought to himself: "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I could be in there, have sex, and be out again before she knew what was happening."

 

So Superman did his super thing in a split second and

flew off happily.

Meanwhile on the bed, Wonder Woman said: "Did you hear something?" "No!" said the Invisible Man, "But my ass hurts like hell! :)

Wrong. This is the best joke ever:

 

How do you make a pop star?

 

Put a duck in the oven until it's Bill Withers.

superman was feeling bored after a long streak of

crime fighting

and wanted to go out and party, so he called Batman to

ask if he

wanted to go to a club and pick up some girls.

Batman said Robin was ill and he had to look after

him.

A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to

see if he fancied

a few beers. Spiderman told him he had a date with Cat

Woman.

 

As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonder Woman's apartment to see if she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonder Woman naked on the bed with her legs open. Superman thought to himself: "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I could be in there, have sex, and be out again before she knew what was happening."

 

So Superman did his super thing in a split second and

flew off happily.

Meanwhile on the bed, Wonder Woman said: "Did you hear something?" "No!" said the Invisible Man, "But my ass hurts like hell! :)

very good.

Wrong. This is the best joke ever:

 

How do you make a pop star?

 

Put a duck in the oven until it's Bill Withers.

 

 

its only a joke if people get it.

 

who teh fook is bill withers

its only a joke if people get it.

 

who teh fook is bill withers

 

he sang lovely daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay IIRC :smw:

lol

 

It's the way you tell them lads!

pmsl :rofl: i wouldn't give up the day job, either of you lol :rofl:

Imagine not knowing who Bill Withers is!!.

 

Deve8uk and his best mate are laid in bed together. One turns to the other and says "I don't reckon much to this f*****g wife swapping lark, do you!.

 

Hope you get THAT one.

pmsl :rofl:

lol i didnt know who that was myself untill i searched the net lol

lol i didnt know who that was myself untill i searched the net lol

But you're only 21. Deve8uk, errm, isn't! ;)

lol, now that's just plain weird :D