Sunday Morning Sex

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>> I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling.

>> Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed

>>away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her

>>95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her

>>grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack

>>while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her

>>grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be

>>asking for trouble

>> "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing

>>our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the

>>church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and

>>slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the

>>Dong."

>> She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be

>>alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along.

 

 

LOL LOL LOL!!!

Sunday Morning Sex

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>> I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling.

>> Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed

>>away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her

>>95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her

>>grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack

>>while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her

>>grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be

>>asking for trouble

>> "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing

>>our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the

>>church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and

>>slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the

>>Dong."

>> She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be

>>alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along.

 

 

LOL LOL LOL!!!

 

PMSL :rofl: awesome joke :D lol

i had the same problem when i had a :xxx: last sunday, nearly broke it off lol

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: