All my whoaring has gone to waste, i asked for the embarressing thread that dare not speak it's name to be deleted (thank god it's gone, vicki who?) and didn't think till i looked at my post count i'm down by 100 now :(

Says 3698 on my screen! :confused:

Yeah i was up past 3750 yesterday?

 

A whole day's whoring gone to waste :D

Perhaps some real life whoring will solve both problems - or stop you worrying about them anyway ;)

 

It's broadly no different to getting a lapdance these days anyway.

Yeah i was up past 3750 yesterday?

 

A whole day's whoring gone to waste :D

Shit, I must learn to read properly :headvswal :headvswal

Perhaps some ral life whoring will solve both problems - or stop you worrying about them anyway ;)

 

It's tempting ain't it :D

 

Tried it on holiday and i can't do one night stands more's the pity, my morals circuit keeps kicking in and knocking the "physically turned on" safety switch to off :rofl:

Yeah i was up past 3750 yesterday?

 

A whole day's whoring gone to waste :D

Oh blast, darn and even Sh!te that means mines gone down as well :rant: :rant: :rant:

It's tempting ain't it :D

 

Tried it on holiday and i can't do one night stands more's the pity, my morals circuit keeps kicking in and knocking the "physically turned on" safety switch to off :rofl:

 

 

You seem like a much to nice person to be on this planet .. NOT like the rest of us ..

 

Good for you mate ... I am far to bitter and twisted .. must be my age .. lol ..

You seem like a much to nice person to be on this planet .. NOT like the rest of us ..

 

Good for you mate ... I am far to bitter and twisted .. must be my age .. lol ..

 

pmsl :D I'm the worst combination though, i'm faithful but hate being tied down to one person for a long period of time but hasn't got the mentalilty to have one night stands.

 

I'm cursed lol :D

err what missing thread...the only one i cant find is the im in love one...is that the one?...and why...ive got to spend more time on here...i miss all the fun stuff

err what missing thread...the only one i cant find is the im in love one...is that the one?...and why...ive got to spend more time on here...i miss all the fun stuff

 

Yep had it deleted, dumped today so thought it was better off deleted :)

gutted mate

chin up...lots of porn on the net

pmsl :D I'm the worst combination though, i'm faithful but hate being tied down to one person for a long period of time but hasn't got the mentalilty to have one night stands.

 

I'm cursed lol :D

 

 

nope your not. i a bit like that, completely faithful but always feels like the grass would be greener, not sleeping around, well, its called having repesct for yourself bunny and if there were more blokes with morals llike you on the planet the world would be a better place imho

its called having repesct for yourself bunny and if there were more blokes with morals llike you on the planet the world would be a better place imho

 

 

I used to be like that LMFAO .. TBH .. MR Bunny (nick) to my mind is a really good fella.. bit of old school there .. manners, morals .. very rare for his age. Good on you mate .. keep it up .. you will find the right girl.

 

I found my lovely girl ... I love her to bits .. she is the best thing that has ever happened to me.

Cheers guys, anyone got any single attractive friends in the 20-30 age bracket? :D

Cheers guys, anyone got any single attractive friends in the 20-30 age bracket? :D

 

NO.. but I don't get out much anymore ... can you call the police I'm chained to a computer in the basement whilst she has gone out enjoying herself ...

 

HELP!!!

NO.. but I don't get out much anymore ... can you call the police I'm chained to a computer in the basement whilst she has gone out enjoying herself ...

 

HELP!!!

 

lol :rofl:

thats youre problem...youre to picky mate...Attractive..whats wrong with the 4 pint women

4 pint women?

Please explain the 4 pint women. Confused :confused: :confused:

the ones that seem alright after 4 pints but actually have a green face when you get them out the club :D

:rofl: @ the ladies not knowing about the pint scale, next you will be telling us you don't know what a double bagger is :eek:

:rofl: @ the ladies not knowing about the pint scale, next you will be telling us you don't know what a double bagger is :eek:

 

 

 

LOL

 

Or a 'ravelling nancy'.

the ones that seem alright after 4 pints but actually have a green face when you get them out the club :D

 

 

WHAT REALLY BEGGARS BELIEF IS THAT IT ONLY TAKES 4 PINTS FOR YA LADS, BLOODY HELL GUYS I SUP THAT IN THE FIRST HOUR!!! oops caps lock

LOL

 

Or a 'ravelling nancy'.

Got me there as well :o

 

Is it a white gloved & glow stick wielding nancy you mean?

the ones that seem alright after 4 pints but actually have a green face when you get them out the club :D

LOL I thought it took a little more than 4.

 

As for the other's I'm an innocent mature married woman so what would I know. OH BOYS if you believe that you'll believe anything :o :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: