if a colleague looks very sexy today what can i say that would make her laugh. :cool: . like email her.

tell her you've a zx and would like to see her in it with no top on,then after the smack in the gob tell her it's a t-top

You got to be different. If she's fit, she would have heard every chat up going and will think you're boring!

Dont comment on her smile, eyes or anything like that. She probably hears it everyday. Instead take the p*ss out of her handbag in a joking way or make a comment on something she's wearing. Jewellrey is always good as they dont expect men to notice.

 

Either way, talk is the only way!

 

On your first couple of encounters with her, just talk and do what I said above. If she seems to like you then ask her for lunch.

 

To be honest its not really what you say, its how you say it. If you talk to her with a stutter, looking down and scratching your arse you wont make a good impression. HTH

Tell her that her hair looks nice, then ask her if she came on a bike...or

 

Tell her she smells nice, then ask her if she has been for a run.

 

 

HAHAHA

tell her she smells nice and ask her what she has on, when she tells you say , then make her guess what you have on , after a few wrong guesses tell her " no iv got a hard ON "

How about asking her "Do you have a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants!!"

 

ooh, be careful on that one, opens up the answer of "theres only room for 1 c**t in there"!!

 

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