Funniest,stupidest film ever?............. :dance:

Surely you can be serious!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"I am, and dont call me Shirley!"

 

No, never watched it!

Surely you can be serious!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"I am, and dont call me Shirley!"

 

No, never watched it!

 

possibly the funniest quote in the history of holywood :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Quality film!!!!!!!

it's got to be "STRIKER,STRIKER,STRIKER"......

 

or

 

What a day to give up....smoking ,drinking,speed,and glue sniffing.....

 

 

love this flim......LMFAO.........

How many times can you use the same gag?

 

Elaine Dickinson: You got a telegram from headquarters today.

Ted Striker: Headquarters--what is it?

Elaine Dickinson: Well, it's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important right now.

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Randy: There's been a little problem in the cockpit, and I was . . .

Ted Striker: The cockpit--what is it?

Randy: It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now.

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Dr. Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.

Elaine Dickinson: A hospital--what is it?

Dr. Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

It that also the film where the line,

 

"Quick, call me an ambulance!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Your an ambulance!"

:)

clasic film!!! did anyone see the program where airplane won the best comedy film of all time?

 

the script was lifted almost word for word and scene for scene from an old disaster/b-movie. someone saw it and could't believe how ridiculous it was and decided to remake it as a comedy.

i love this film so much especially the autopilot guy :D

 

Damn wish i were back in blighty to catch it

Rumack : Captain, how soon can you land?

Oever : I can't tell.

Rumack : You can tell me, I'm a doctor.

Oever : NO, I mean I'm just not sure.

Rumack : Well, can't you take a guess?

Oever : Well, not for another 2 hours.

Rumack : You can't take a guess for another 2 hours?

Oever : No, no, no. I mean we can't land for another 2 hours

fog has closed down everything this side of the

mountains. We've got to get through to Chicago.

 

The entire script is here:

http://rob.kogan.com/humor/airplane.htm

class!

Rumack : Captain, how soon can you land?

Oever : I can't tell.

Rumack : You can tell me, I'm a doctor.

Oever : NO, I mean I'm just not sure.

Rumack : Well, can't you take a guess?

Oever : Well, not for another 2 hours.

Rumack : You can't take a guess for another 2 hours?

Oever : No, no, no. I mean we can't land for another 2 hours

fog has closed down everything this side of the

mountains. We've got to get through to Chicago.

 

The entire script is here:

http://rob.kogan.com/humor/airplane.htm

class!

 

 

 

..i love that bit ...LMFAO....... :smash:

 

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Sniffing Glue

Clearence

Grown Man

Shirley

Are you nervous?

Yes

This your first time?

No , I've been nervous lots of times.

 

 

 

Fogs getting thicker.

And Leons getting laaaaarger.

Bloody love that film