June 29, 200619 yr > >I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ >so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I >have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. > >FOR EXAMPLE: >One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. >Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't >feel like it, I just want you to hold me." >I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" >So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... >"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for >me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." >She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for >who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" > >Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. >The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time >with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, >big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried >on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which >one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes >to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit." > >We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of >diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have >thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was >testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't >even know how to play tennis. > >I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She >was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. >Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is >all dear, let's go to the cashier." >I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't >feel like it." >Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, >"WHAT?" >I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. >You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me >to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." > >And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, >"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" > >Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either... but at least that bitch >knows I'm smarter than her. > >
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>I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ
>so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I
>have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
>
>FOR EXAMPLE:
>One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
>Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't
>feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
>I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
>So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
>"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for
>me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
>She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for
>who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
>
>Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
>The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time
>with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big,
>big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried
>on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which
>one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes
>to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."
>
>We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of
>diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have
>thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was
>testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't
>even know how to play tennis.
>
>I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She
>was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
>Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is
>all dear, let's go to the cashier."
>I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't
>feel like it."
>Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,
>"WHAT?"
>I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
>You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me
>to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
>
>And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added,
>"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
>
>Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either... but at least that bitch
>knows I'm smarter than her.
>
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