I know of 1 person on here who builds impressive websites just wondered who else gets involved and does them also ?

Will these so called 'computer languages' tell me the nearest place I can get my cock sucked for a tenner?

 

No? Then I'm not interested then! :tongue:

sorry but that's just wrong mate! :)

 

Indeed... Perl CGI can integrate with databases :)

I have worked with some very good hardcore programmers, very talented people. Perl was all the rage back in the early 90's because there wasn't really anything else available for the web. PHP changed everything.

 

It is easy to learn the basics, even I can write basic PHP and I am a designer (I just do colouring in) :-)

 

Once you have learned the basic syntax which is easy, the hard part is to put what you have learned into real world applications, that is why people give up with it.

 

There are loads of books around to help, and they give real world application examples so you can build up your knowledge better.

Done some real basic stuff:-

 

www.JMBservices.eu

www.blackmagic300zx.co.uk

 

Is it worth learning dreamweaver mx or is there much easier better stuff available?

 

Will these so called 'computer languages' tell me the nearest place I can get my cock sucked for a tenner?

 

No? Then I'm not interested then! :tongue:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Will these so called 'computer languages' tell me the nearest place I can get my cock sucked for a tenner?

 

No? Then I'm not interested then! :tongue:

 

I am sure someone could write you something bud. :)

I am sure someone could write you something bud. :)

 

 

Perhaps something that could work with one of those Tom Tom things?

 

Could be a winner!

The easiest and most popular web design language is Hypertext Markup Language, better known as HTML. This language is so simple you can type the syntax into a text editor, such as Notepad, save it with an .html extension and instantly have a web page

 

Although HTML will enable you to create simple web sites, if you want something more dynamic, you'll need to look into using other languages:

 

Like Perl or Php

Perl is the most popular web programming language due to its text manipulation capabilities and rapid development cycle

 

Perl's CGI.pm module, part of Perl's standard distribution, makes handling HTML forms simple

 

Perl can handle encrypted Web data, including e-commerce transactions

Perl can be embedded into web servers to speed up processing by as much as 2000%

mod_perl allows the Apache web server to embed a Perl interpreter.

Perl's DBI package makes web-database integration easy

sorry but that's just wrong mate! :)

 

lol, i haven't a clue. All i remember is my mate bitterly moaning about using the sodding thing :rofl:

Perhaps something that could work with one of those Tom Tom things?

 

Could be a winner!

If you give me a database of WPS (Whore Positioning System) locations i'll do you a page tracing them using google maps matey :rofl:

Actually i was just chatting....thats what other people tell me about the language....but i do like to learn both Perl and Php...i was moaning because im crap at it

I dont want to be Bill Gates or anything but just do impressive things with these languages

You can do pretty much anything in PHP its a good language to learn, obviously sql and c sharp are the highest paid web designing jobs

Although HTML will enable you to create simple web sites, if you want something more dynamic, you'll need to ...

 

Or just something dynamic full stop! HTML is horrible :)

Or just something dynamic full stop! HTML is horrible :)

 

Even on static sites i use php includes to save me work lol

Will you be my friend........ :bow: i need a web design buddy... :duffer:

Will you be my friend........ :bow: i need a web design buddy... :duffer:

 

lol, you can never have enough friends :rofl:

 

Course I can matey :D lol

Speak to Legrath, he runs his own business and use to work for a company doing their website. He's done Smithy's too iirc.

 

Yep..I was a Website developer for 8 years, including high-end contracts for IBM and other mjor blue-chip companies..and qualified/experienced Content management specialiast...but I have given that all up now...and it would take a lot of money to get me back to it....

 

.....male prostitution is a much more profitable