So what would you do ?

Im sitting im my Z in local TESCO in a well marked space.

2 twats in a toyota pull up in the space next to me, they pull up well over the white line into my space, the driver gets out whilst looking at me and swings his door into my drivers door !! :rant: :headvswal

In some sort of broken English he say's "no problem boss" (in an Eastern European accent) and laughs to his mate who then looks around at my car and they both speak and start laughing ?

What would you do ?

:rant: thats ****ing ridiculous

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

what harm have the pets done :nelson:

 

My shrink will ask the same thing :x:

 

Paul

I'd say smack the sh1t out of 'em - but if there is a good chance you could end up getting a shoeing yourself (outnumbered/outsized etc.) then wait till their out if sight and let their tyres down, scratch a relevant word into their paintwork (e.g TW*T or CU*T) and finally relieve yourself on their door handle :D

 

Make sure you're not on camera though ;)

A little trick that the authorities are blind to, take a note of their number plate, go to your PC and make one, even if you only have an A4 printer do it in two halves, using a standard car (not a Z, or sign written one) Velcro on the paper plates and go through a few local speed cameras. Mateyboy will have a lot of hassle trying to get out of paying the fines, even though the cars isn’t even the same, the ultimate is to get a hire car the same make/model and colour, that way he’s off the road.

i would like to think i would have kicked the shit out of them however...

 

there are far to many dodgy people carrying blades and all sorts, not worth the risk IMHO.

 

would prob just report it to the local cops and make out i was threatened and racially abused aswell, that would hopefully make them follow up the call

Personally I wouldn't have been able to control myself if he'd turned round and laughed after doing that and would of dropped him on the spot. If he'd looked genuinely sorry and apologised I would of let it go. It’s when people blatantly don’t give a f**k and have no consideration for others that makes me lose the plot.

A little trick that the authorities are blind to, take a note of their number plate, go to your PC and make one, even if you only have an A4 printer do it in two halves, using a standard car (not a Z, or sign written one) Velcro on the paper plates and go through a few local speed cameras. Mateyboy will have a lot of hassle trying to get out of paying the fines, even though the cars isn’t even the same, the ultimate is to get a hire car the same make/model and colour, that way he’s off the road.

I wanted to do this to my old boss who drove a 3-series BMW, he p1ssed off everyone north of Birmingham who worked with us in the Northwest. He finally got fired but only after half the workforce left :xxx: Would have been easy back then to get plates made up but not easy to hire a brand-new 3-series the same colour/model!

To be honest............if there was one of them then by all means i would have squared up to him and dealt with what ever happened but if im out numbered and i could id get a friend round to even the numbers up and just go for them

 

That would only be in my Zed.............if it was my banger driver about then i wouldint bother

 

My Zed is my pride and joy and if they dont feel genuinly sorry then they are gonna get it

 

Fas

Fook me there are some people as twisted as me and then some !! :rofl:

You no i must be getting old as 5 years ago i would have ripped into them both regardless of any consequance.... now my first instinct is self preservation Evaluate think then act!! maybee im wrong , Should have gone for the throat and acceptead whatever came :confused:

Still as someone said Knives Guns theses days you just don't no do ya ?

People being Robbed and raped in daylight in front of others and killed for 50p etc. :headvswal

There are people in this country who will always be protected by the do gooders and the law as everybodys scared to stand up for fear of being Politicaly incorrect.

Made me smile reading what some of you Mentalist would have done :rofl: :bow:

OUR COUNTRY IS FOOKED lets all go to Ireland lol

It isn't just arrogant younger people. I was sitting in the carpark of sainsbury once, and this old man and his wife park next to me. His wife (about 75) opens her door straight into my door! I wound the window down and yelled at her:

Me: "Oi! Watch what your doing! You just hit my door!!!"

Her: "I only tapped it"

Me: "I don't care, watch what you are bloody well doing!"

 

I get out and go shopping, and before I leave, I give her door a swift kick

I meant wound, not would

To be honest i would have smacked his face in and rammed it into his car door fooking tossers,however thinking rationally,i would have probably undone his wheel nuts on the side of your car so nobody will see you, and let the tw*t drive off.

sorry my temper wen it comes to thos sorts is would av bin stood no one of em neck wile caveing the no pros f fin face in t**ts got to watch wat i do at mo tho for 6 months lol

sorry my temper wen it comes to thos sorts is would av bin stood no one of em neck wile caveing the no pros f fin face in t**ts got to watch wat i do at mo tho for 6 months lol

 

fark me, i've read your post about ten times, and still cant understand what u r trying to say! :rofl: :rofl:

 

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Tony 2000 I think you handled the situation perfectly :bow:

 

I'm not sure I would have taken on 2 big guys alone but you couldn't let them get away with it :mac1:

fark me, i've read your post about ten times, and still cant understand what u r trying to say! :rofl: :rofl:

 

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PMSL :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Ive read it as well

Im sure its really good i just can't decifer it ? :D

Yes, it's laughing about it that really drives you mad - an accident is a totally different thing.

i think you were spot on mate. an accident is one thing but to do it, show no apology and then laugh in insolence, that's just not on.

 

good effort for not causing bodily harm, its not the best way to do it. lol at the illegible post above :D

Have to go with option A.

 

Whilst I am generaly opposed to violence I am pissed off with with dopey bints, careless twats and generally selfish scum who have no respect for other peoples' property.

 

I have had my SLK for 4 months now and when I bought it there was not a single mark on the paintwork. Each time I clean it now I find another scuff or scratch that needs polishing or, worse, a dab of touch-up paint. :rant:

 

I made the effort to find a spotless example and I personally take care parking etc and have never scuffed any car I've ever owned. I have not had any issues in the ZX, despite its width, as I find people generally give it respect.

 

B@stards :rant:

 

Richard

another thing i always try to do is park across 2 bays.. or in a disabled spot... (sorry, this one isnt meant as an afront to disabled people)..

 

i've been asked to move it a few times in the local tescos, on each occasion i simply said "if you or mr. Tesco is prepared to pay for any damage done by YOUR shoppers then i'll move it".. on all occasions i was allowed to stay...

 

plus i have a mother and baby pass (altho im a father) and can NEVER get in the designated spots coz of old coonts parked there without kids.. so i think its fair..

 

i think the laughing would have pushed me over the edge tho to be honest.. their size wudda been imapterial cos they almost definitely wouldnt have been as big as me, plus i'da probably made a fone call to get backup before i kicked off too badly...

 

arrogant b@stards need sorting out, and i agree its not only these folk, you get twats in all walks of life unfortunately... they all want shooting..

 

T

lol its usually mums with kids who end up denting other people's cars :D

 

oh the irony! haha :wack:

lol its usually mums with kids who end up denting other people's cars :D

 

oh the irony! haha :wack:

Yeah and Disabled people who cant find a space cause theres a Z parked in it!

:rofl:

Only Joking Tonyt1965 :rofl: :rofl:

lol.. all very valid points guys, i never said i was right, in fact morally i'm probably bang out of order... altho my car has never been dinted.. lol.. YET...

 

T