Went into town this morning, to sort out Bankers draft for the new Zed. Took the Rover 214i. Park up do the business etc. On walking back to the car 3 chavs two smirking and one pouring cola over my bonnet.

 

I don't know what came over me, but the next thing I know I have the little S******t over the bonnet with my nails in his neck and my stileto heel shoe in the back of his calf.

 

His mates try to come to his aid and all hell breaks lose. Some huge security guard has seen the whole thing and grabs one of the other two.

 

I'm screaming at the one I still have hold of to clean off his mess, with somewhat unlady like language. How I held on to him I don't know. I'm only 5ft.

 

Well by the end of it with somewhat of a crowd gatherrd around and me wanting the ground to open up and swollow me, the bonnet is cleaned with the guys shirt, and the securty guard is pissing himself.

 

I just cann't believe what I've just done and blow it all I leave a shopping bag with drink in it on the pavement.

 

Why did they pick on my little car?

 

Sorry Guys had to tell someone, as I darn't tell the hubbie what's just gone on.

 

I'm getting worse as I get older. I thought I was supposed to mellow out once I'd reached the big 40

thats because they are bloody murder to walk in!!!

It's all down to good body posture. Head up, stomate in, shoulder back and the back straight, don't take too big a stride and you have to put the toe down first just like walking down a cat walk. I used to practise with a book on my head to get the right posture so I could walk in them. LOL

It's all down to good body posture. Head up, stomate in, shoulder back and the back straight, don't take too big a stride and you have to put the toe down first just like walking down a cat walk. I used to practise with a book on my head to get the right posture so I could walk in them. LOL

 

 

not that simplke for me i got valgus deformity on my feet, so any nice heels are well out of the question!!

not that simplke for me i got valgus deformity on my feet, so any nice heels are well out of the question!!

oh no, so do you find it hard to get nice, comfortable and pretty shoes then.

 

I have to shop around cos I'm only a size 3, tiny feet. I hate shopping at the best of times and shoe shopping is the worst.

can not wear any nice shoes at all, although sometimes ill suffer for it, i got a size 7 foot so got big feet aswell!

tossers.

 

just one thing - would give it a proper clean & polish, coke is nasty stuff really

:bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:

 

We are not worthy.

 

Without being dissrespectful to your car, it is only a rover and you still take pride in what you own. That is whats missing from kids because the parents don't teach it.

 

Well done and lets hope that has made him stop and think about what he was doing, it was probably what he thought of as a harmless prank.

 

But be careful not to get yourself hurt.

Nice one - gave them what they deserved - good on you. :bow:

"COME ON EILEEN,COME ON EILEEN" :bow: like the song from Dexies Midnight Runners.Nice one young Lady.Yer should have spooned his eyes out.

good on ya girl, last time somebody tried that on me i shatterd his knee cap.

 

p.s i appologise you all my wind up's plwweeeeese dont hurt me lol :D

Went into town this morning, to sort out Bankers draft for the new Zed. Took the Rover 214i. Park up do the business etc. On walking back to the car 3 chavs two smirking and one pouring cola over my bonnet.

 

I don't know what came over me, but the next thing I know I have the little S******t over the bonnet with my nails in his neck and my stileto heel shoe in the back of his calf.

 

His mates try to come to his aid and all hell breaks lose. Some huge security guard has seen the whole thing and grabs one of the other two.

 

I'm screaming at the one I still have hold of to clean off his mess, with somewhat unlady like language. How I held on to him I don't know. I'm only 5ft.

 

Well by the end of it with somewhat of a crowd gatherrd around and me wanting the ground to open up and swollow me, the bonnet is cleaned with the guys shirt, and the securty guard is pissing himself.

 

I just cann't believe what I've just done and blow it all I leave a shopping bag with drink in it on the pavement.

 

Why did they pick on my little car?

 

Sorry Guys had to tell someone, as I darn't tell the hubbie what's just gone on.

 

I'm getting worse as I get older. I thought I was supposed to mellow out once I'd reached the big 40

 

 

Good for you young Lady. Good for you.

Hmmmmmmmm.....Stilletto in the calf eh'? :D

fooking scum like that need a good beating now and again

Bloody riff raff living in my street,have to watch my Ps and Qs next

time i pop round

Well done is all I can say. How dare they touch your property! They deserved more of a beating if you ask me!

Can't beat a bit of old fashioned discipline to teach them a lesson, it's the ONLY thing that will ever stop these tossers. This is what they've been missing all their sad little lives. :cool: :cool:

good on yer!!! :bow: little sht deserved far more than that.

Thanks for all your support guys. I was something I had to get off my chest and I couldn't tell me hubbie as he'd have taken it really badly. So a big thanks to all you nice guys and girls

Went into town this morning, to sort out Bankers draft for the new Zed. Took the Rover 214i. Park up do the business etc. On walking back to the car 3 chavs two smirking and one pouring cola over my bonnet.

 

I don't know what came over me, but the next thing I know I have the little S******t over the bonnet with my nails in his neck and my stileto heel shoe in the back of his calf.

 

His mates try to come to his aid and all hell breaks lose. Some huge security guard has seen the whole thing and grabs one of the other two.

 

I'm screaming at the one I still have hold of to clean off his mess, with somewhat unlady like language. How I held on to him I don't know. I'm only 5ft.

 

Well by the end of it with somewhat of a crowd gatherrd around and me wanting the ground to open up and swollow me, the bonnet is cleaned with the guys shirt, and the securty guard is pissing himself.

 

I just cann't believe what I've just done and blow it all I leave a shopping bag with drink in it on the pavement.

 

Why did they pick on my little car?

 

Sorry Guys had to tell someone, as I darn't tell the hubbie what's just gone on.

 

I'm getting worse as I get older. I thought I was supposed to mellow out once I'd reached the big 40

Just read this, WTG Girl!!!!!!!!!!!! :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:

Good on you ;) Bloody Chav scum!