here goes...

 

how about if we as a club put advert's on the back of Maccy d's burger box's (thought about a news paper but that would be wasted on them) stating the performace stats of a 300zx.

 

this way the chav scum would know they dont stand a chance in their escort Si's and corsa's not forgetting the nova's, on a friday night when they try and out perform you in ur zed. even if they lean forward in their seats as you sail by thinking it will make a difference to their speed! ?

Made me laugh cause i used to have a beaten up mk3 supra (two tone blue and turquoise lol) with the pop up lights.

 

Took great pleasure in tailing them then popping the lights up, flashing them twice and burning past them on the main roads with their rear suspension hammered and black smoke coming out the back of their car trying to take me.

 

Hilarious :rofl:

 

Also had the washer jets for the lights the wrong way round so i could spray people at pedestrian crossings and the rear wiper squirter pointing back so if i had some chavs behind me sitting like an inch away from the bumper i'd squirt em :rofl:

 

Endless hours of fun that car and quick too :D

Made me laugh cause i used to have a beaten up mk3 supra (two tone blue and turquoise lol) with the pop up lights.

 

Took great pleasure in tailing them then popping the lights up, flashing them twice and burning past them on the main roads with their rear suspension hammered and black smoke coming out the back of their car trying to take me.

 

Hilarious :rofl:

 

Also had the washer jets for the lights the wrong way round so i could spray people at pedestrian crossings and the rear wiper squirter pointing back so if i had some chavs behind me sitting like an inch away from the bumper i'd squirt em :rofl:

 

Endless hours of fun that car and quick too :D

Sounds like hours of naughty fun to me mate :D :D

Do we really want respect from the barrys?

Do we really want respect from the barrys?

 

course we do!! we should demand no less than they kiss our feet when we are in their presence, they can only dream of being the proud owner of a zed, even adrian fluz couldnt insure them on a zed!!

course we do!! we should demand no less than they kiss our feet when we are in their presence, they can only dream of being the proud owner of a zed, even adrian fluz couldnt insure them on a zed!!

Amen to that sister. You is preaching to the converted girl

The zed deserves the respect its earnt, sod all these supra mk4 malarky, crappy interiors anyway :D

The zed deserves the respect its earnt, sod all these supra mk4 malarky, crappy interiors anyway :D

 

 

still nice cars though, its only because of that bloody awful fast and furious film that all the barry chavs have gone supra crazy!!

Up with the Zed

go car go

Nothing compares with way you flow

Engine roaring, bov's a woshing

There nothing like it, it' just pure gold

Up with the Zed

go car go

Nothing compares with way you flow

Engine roaring, bov's a woshing

There nothing like it, it' just pure gold

 

 

strictly speaking thats true, apart from when zed is off road be it on the hard shoulder or a mucky garage with mecahnical faults, which is quite often!!

strictly speaking thats true, apart from when zed is off road be it on the hard shoulder or a mucky garage with mecahnical faults, which is quite often!!

Yep, but when it goes boy does it go.

 

You're not having much luck with your's at present which is a shame. I hope your's get sorted soon so you can enjoy it again.

y do they bother? maybe its to componsate for their tiny willys? Do they think the farty exhaust noise scares us? We should all have a sticker on the back of our cars saying "dont bother come back with some compertition" Any ideas on a sticker? "No fear" stickers will not be considered lol thats for the plebs. I think what ever we do the parasites are here to stay maybe the god of Z gave them to us for a little fun they give us a chance to blow some cobwebs out anyway

sticker: "if it aint twin turbo dont bother trying barry??!!"

Up with the Zed

go car go

Nothing compares with way you flow

Engine roaring, bov's a woshing

There nothing like it, it' just pure gold

 

Up with the Zed (on the back of a low loader)

Nothing compares with way you flow (when you're working)

Engine roaring, bov's a woshing (then it goes bang)

There nothing like it, it' just pure gold (and brown and wet all over the tarmac)

 

:D lol

Up with the Zed (on the back of a low loader)

Nothing compares with way you flow (when you're working)

Engine roaring, bov's a woshing (then it goes bang)

There nothing like it, it' just pure gold (and brown and wet all over the tarmac)

 

:D lol

 

 

poetry in motion!!!

sometimes

dont barry chavs have their seats in the lay back position to look uber cool and hard?

 

Thats the best position for them, that way when they hit the lampost they slide right out under the seatbelt and end up as pulp in the footwell

Love this, all funny because its true, but no way we would be able to out handle them, they all lean over to help the cornering by putting their weight in the middle of the car. (Idiots!)

no its to stop the chips burgers and sovereigns falling out the windows