here goes...

 

how about if we as a club put advert's on the back of Maccy d's burger box's (thought about a news paper but that would be wasted on them) stating the performace stats of a 300zx.

 

this way the chav scum would know they dont stand a chance in their escort Si's and corsa's not forgetting the nova's, on a friday night when they try and out perform you in ur zed. even if they lean forward in their seats as you sail by thinking it will make a difference to their speed! ?

here goes...

 

how about if we as a club put advert's on the back of Maccy d's burger box's (thought about a news paper but that would be wasted on them) stating the performace stats of a 300zx.

 

this way the chav scum would know they dont stand a chance in their escort Si's and corsa's not forgetting the nova's, on a friday night when they try and out perform you in ur zed. even if they lean forward in their seats as you sail by thinking it will make a difference to their speed! ?

Ooooowwww I luv it. It would have to be very simply and short as most don't read too well ;) :bow:

thats why i didnt suggest the newspaper

thats why i didnt suggest the newspaper

Yep, quite right too mate. :bow:

Either that or we approach max power to do a 300zx issue marking the anniversary of the z32 :D

lol

 

having said that i bet there are a few nova's, corsa's that would prob give us a run for our money

 

i know 1 lad that runs 13.5 secs in his corsa lol

mebbe not a good idea - they'd all go out and buy one, then put it into a tree.

Either that or we approach max power to do a 300zx issue marking the anniversary of the z32 :D

 

 

God forbid a zed should feature in Lax Power, HAVE YOU NO SHAME!!????

lol

 

having said that i bet there are a few nova's, corsa's that would prob give us a run for our money

 

i know 1 lad that runs 13.5 secs in his corsa lol

 

yeah but he still looks like a plank driving a corsa, for starters its a corsa and secondly hell have got m3 power for the cost of wee an M3!! yet hes seen in in a corsarse!! muppets the lot of them

God forbid a zed should feature in Lax Power, HAVE YOU NO SHAME!!????

 

It'd get us some respect from the barrys boys crowd though ;)

 

Stop the stupid sods from trying to overtake me with one bloke and 8 girls crammed into a 106 GTi, i swear they have no idea what we are :headvswal :headvswal

 

Let them get halfway past my na then put half accelerator on and undertook them lol :rofl:

God forbid a zed should feature in Lax Power, HAVE YOU NO SHAME!!????

 

 

maccas did :x:

 

:rofl: :rofl:

 

 

 

 

 

 

mmmm, i think theres a :mac1: coming my way!

It'd get us some respect from the barrys boys crowd though ;)

 

Stop the stupid sods from trying to overtake me with one bloke and 8 girls crammed into a 106 GTi, i swear they have no idea what we are :headvswal :headvswal

 

Let them get halfway past my na then put half accelerator on and undertook them lol :rofl:

ooooowwww, I love that trick we do that in the REX, kills me everytime as you see there faces. They think they've got you then you put on the power and bang you've left them standing and you're a mile away in front. It's like they suddenly went into reserve. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

It'd get us some respect from the barrys boys crowd though ;)

 

Stop the stupid sods from trying to overtake me with one bloke and 8 girls crammed into a 106 GTi, i swear they have no idea what we are :headvswal :headvswal

 

Let them get halfway past my na then put half accelerator on and undertook them lol :rofl:

 

 

You have to toy with them, the thing is with Barries, you got to let their little prebuscent, disease hosts with their undeveloped female forms, think that their bad boy boyfriend is the MAN!! Then when you see barry beeming you got to take him out, chew on him and spit him out and leave him for dust, hopefully with his fookin corsa attached to the nearest lampost (obviously i would want all parties to walk away unscathed, hopefully with only minimum sovereign jewellery damage)

the amount of sovereigns on an average chav would be enough to knock a lampost over no bother

the amount of sovereigns on an average chav would be enough to knock a lampost over no bother

ROFL

leaning forward as they drive,,,cracks me up

here goes...

 

how about if we as a club put advert's on the back of Maccy d's burger box's (thought about a news paper but that would be wasted on them) stating the performace stats of a 300zx.

 

this way the chav scum would know they dont stand a chance in their escort Si's and corsa's not forgetting the nova's, on a friday night when they try and out perform you in ur zed. even if they lean forward in their seats as you sail by thinking it will make a difference to their speed! ?

 

or alternatively you could just ignore them.............not as much fun though

its true i tell thee :confused:

and it doesnt wind them up

I dunnoe if I pulled up at a TLGP in a chav mobile and someone beside me in a zed started revving up but then just pulled away like normal while I screeched off down the high street on my own, I would certanly feel like a bit of a gimp

leaning forward as they drive,,,cracks me up

 

 

I've been in a car with a certain person who leans forward :x:

 

mind you I think its so he can hang on to the wheel an concerntrate better :D

dont barry chavs have their seats in the lay back position to look uber cool and hard?

that'll be why the maccy ds ends up all over the burberry

that'll be why the maccy ds ends up all over the burberry

 

or is it because they do not want to be seen driving such a heap of sh*te??

there not heaps they cost literally tens of pence to build

ten pence to build ten grand to modify and look sh*ite