so who's parked their car with the Targa thingy's off and had a bird shite in the car :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

 

I'm too scared to incase a bird does poop in the car... so just want to check what the chances are! :rofl:

How about birds siting inside the car all nice a quite like untill you start the engine and they fly out hitting you on the head LOL

If a bid shit in my car, i would defo finish with her, thats just not nice

 

 

 

 

 

well come on, i wasnt the only one thinking it ..................was i ?

Had a small red bird shite on Thursday evening after i had cleaned the whole car !

If a bid shit in my car, i would defo finish with her, thats just not nice

 

 

 

 

 

well come on, i wasnt the only one thinking it ..................was i ?

 

PMSL :rofl: No you beat me to it bud :D :bow:

Damn Tpot.... me too..... I would send her packing quicker than the japs can produce a car.

If a bid shit in my car, i would defo finish with her, thats just not nice

 

 

 

 

 

well come on, i wasnt the only one thinking it ..................was i ?

could be worse could have a bird that looks like the thing chrisc sent pics of to everyone hate to what it would be like if she shat in a z :x:

could be worse could have a bird that looks like the thing chrisc sent pics of to everyone hate to what it would be like if she shat in a z :x:

 

 

dont bring back those nasty images to my head!! :x:

so who's parked their car with the Targa thingy's off and had a bird shite in the car :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

 

I'm too scared to incase a bird does poop in the car... so just want to check what the chances are! :rofl:

 

Yes .... twice :headvswal

 

Pain in the arse birds just know when the targas are out. On the second occassion I saw the bird in question sit on a branch in the tree about 5 metres away from the car. Thought to myself "glad I'm not directly underneath the tree" ... and what do you know ... the little t(w)it takes a dump and the wind splattered it all over my passenger side door and onto the seat :rant:

 

By the way, once it's on your seats you won't get it off (at least not on my bloody tweed interior ... got a nasty white spot now ...)

it hasn't happened yet but i have a pair of "ebay" Z seat covers so should be ok that way,bothers me more when you just wash it or polish it and it seems to be a target for them,they hit it every time but never in the the interior.

Never had bird shit, but left the car in a busy street last year for 5 minutes with the roofs off, and came back to find several large phlegmy, bogey filled mucus things sticking to the seats !! :rant:

 

Some coont had or coonts had emptied their nose and the back of their throats inside it !! :mac1:

 

Nearly boaked cleaning it off ! :hurl:

 

 

 

 

Alan...........

Spitting is what I'm concerned about when mine arrives.

 

Hubbie caught a yob spitting cola all along the REX the other day while it was parked at Tesco's. Needless to say the little yob got what was coming to him. And some bloke came up and said Glad you did that I've just told the lad off for spiting into someones MX 5 a few cars down.

 

Spitting is just down right :hurl: :rant: :rant:

 

I ever caught anyone I'd make them lick it back up

On the way back from the meet at Stenson in May, heard a large plop and a bird had shite all down my passenger seat, good thing nobody was say there.

yeah but i dumped the dirty cow

 

Edit: I should really read the whole thing...t-pot beat me to it

NEVER NEVER thrash the car home from tescos. i did once and the cartons of cream in the boot. need i say more!

NEVER NEVER thrash the car home from tescos. i did once and the cartons of cream in the boot. need i say more!

A little whipped cream with that sir? :D :D

A little whipped cream with that sir? :D :D

 

soaked all the carpet and stank, luckly a 300oc preasure washer did the trick in the end

I had a small brown Richard the third on my drivers seat one day, I thought I might sit on that if I'm not carful, so I picked up the small brown Richard the third and put in on the wall so no one else would stand on it and make a mess.

 

Then it flew away :rofl: :rofl:

no they usualy sh1t on my zed after ive washed it .. its like theyre sitting round the corner like terrorists waiting waiting to strike :rofl: :rofl:

My mate took me for a blast in his 360 spider the last week and a seagull shat on him why'll we were stopped at lights :rofl: I wet myself and he said it was good luck.....fookin Ferrari drivers :D

never a bird but i've had a gypsie in a transit throw half a milkshake in while he was going the other way and some jealous f11kka egged it in a carpark once.

the milkshake (in the Z) was a pain to get out and the egg marked the paint (renault 5 turbo) but i blew the car up not long after so i wasnt that bothered.

No birds, but have left the targas off overnight several times and got bits of trees, spiders webs,flies, ants ,moths, daddy long legs and rain. kinda gives the interior a nice earthy aroma.