World Cup Bingo

tick 'em off as you see 'em :)

* Stretcher being run onto the pitch only for 'seriously injured' player to undergo magical recovery.

* Scotsman wearing Trinidad/Sweden/Paraguay shirt.

* David Pleat mispronouncing the names of either 'Vieira' or 'Vieri'.

* An Italian player apparently praying to the referee.

* A Johnny Foreigner waving an imaginary card to the referee.

* Gary Lineker looking smug.

* Sven-Goran Eriksson looking uneasy during the national anthem.

* Thierry Henry shrugging his shoulders.

* A Frenchman in the crowd holding a cockerel.

* A Dutchman with an orange painted face.

* A Scandinavian fan donning a Viking helmet.

* Being told by the commentator this free-kick is in 'Roberto Carlos range'.

* A Union Jack flag unveiled at an England match emblazoned with the name of a club such as Shrewsbury or Torquay.

* Close-up of attractive Brazilian girl in crowd.

* African team's defending described as "naive".

* Reports of being England being 'drunk dry' due to World Cup mania.

* Beer can hats.

* Inflatable/foil World Cups being waved in the crowd.

* A commentator noting that a player has been linked with a move to Chelski.

* Local bar decked out in the colours of a random country's fans who have made it their home.

* African player going AWOL within two days of getting knocked out.

* A close-up of each of the following: Pele, Beckenbauer, Platini.

* German police being described as 'heavy-handed' after giving drunken fans a damn good kicking.