(Keep you guys smiling, interesting events which occur @ my work thread... lol ... ) righty, little bit of history first, i work for Jewson - in the commercial dept. 'nuff said. :tongue:

 

 

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EDDIE ARE YOU READY........

 

Steam was seen coming from the comercial department today when Eddie nearly caused himself an ulcer over a piece of paper.

I unintentionally asked about the paper which made Eddie NOT READY for the answer, ultimately nearly causing himself to blow up in the meantime.

 

Elsewhere in Jewson a small kiwi is making herself known by shouting and screaming cool bananas at every oportunity!!!

 

More to come later........

Hmm and i thought i was bonkers :dance:

Work politics are great. Should make a publishable thread. You might make millions?

I've never heard a kiwi say anything, but they do taste good especialy the golden ones, and are full of vitamen c :p

yeh theyre hairy buggers though aren't they!

They can be quite tart and hard when unripe. But yeilding and juicy when ready for eating. :Duffer:

I used to hate office politics, whole sections of barclays weren't covered by any technical support (something to do with where the money was coming from for it) and i was dumped with somewhere to look after.

 

Only i had no admin rights so any problems i had to arrange through a third party company to do it :( Oh the joys, worst bit was when i deliberately said not to mention my managers name in any of her emails so what does she do, not only mentions he's said something to her but also CC'd him in. He went apesh*t and took it out on me.

 

I hated working for Barclays :(

which reminds me why we dont use Jewsons and use Travis Perkins instead :rofl: and who keeps moving the smilies about :cry: my PA decided to have a bitch fit after the printer threw a tantrum ... women ! cant live with em ... cant shoot em :rofl: :rofl:

Why do you think I work for myself

which reminds me why we dont use Jewsons and use Travis Perkins instead :rofl:

 

 

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is ur head sore yet.........

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is ur head sore yet.........

 

dont be silly .. ive got my hard hat on :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

you obviously dont work at my jewsons there the most miserable gits you've seen and i've been to TP

you obviously dont work at my jewsons there the most miserable gits you've seen and i've been to TP

 

 

aarrrggh dont be nasty! lol.... I'm in the southampton office!! :dance: