I've eaten a can of peaches and a whole tube of pringles Texas BBQ Sauce crisps and i'm allergic to monosodium glutamate and my stomach's all swollen up and my parents are out all day so if i stop replying can someone phone the ambulance services and send them to:

 

69 Leicester Rd

Ashby de-la Zouch

Leicestershire

LE65 1DD

 

then come and feed the cats? :rofl:

I've eaten a can of peaches and a whole tube of pringles Texas BBQ Sauce crisps and i'm allergic to monosodium glutamate and my stomach's all swollen up and my parents are out all day so if i stop replying can someone phone the ambulance services and send them to:

 

69 Leicester Rd

Ashby de-la Zouch

Leicestershire

LE65 1DD

 

then come and feed the cats? :rofl:

You'd better leave the door key outside under a brick/flower pot or something or they won't be able to get in a save you.

Midwife on way :slap:

Cheers mate, anyone want to adopt a pringles baby? :D

Midwife on way :slap:

 

LMFAO

Cheers mate, anyone want to adopt a pringles baby? :D

Sorry but I have enough of kids at work. I'll take it off you're hands for a special price per hour and you can have it back at the end of the working day. Mates rates apply. :D

And should you see a balloon which appears to have small arms and legs over Leicestershire - run away !!

And should you see a balloon which appears to have small arms and legs over Leicestershire - run away !!

Pmsl

I've eaten a can of peaches and a whole tube of pringles Texas BBQ Sauce crisps and i'm allergic to monosodium glutamate and my stomach's all swollen up and my parents are out all day so if i stop replying can someone phone the ambulance services and send them to:

 

69 Leicester Rd

Ashby de-la Zouch

Leicestershire

LE65 1DD

 

then come and feed the cats? :rofl:

 

 

would like to see what you get through the post if thats your real address :D

It's going to be messy, just read the warning on the can, it says:

 

"Once you pop, you can't stop!" :rofl:

It's going to be messy, just read the warning on the can, it says:

 

"Once you pop, you can't stop!" :rofl:

 

 

PMSL!

"can't stop" what that's what i'm worried, you can only pop once surely?

 

Surely they mean 'plop'? :rofl:

It's going to be messy, just read the warning on the can, it says:

 

"Once you pop, you can't stop!" :rofl:

Guts and Gore, bone and fluids all over the show. :hurl: :hurl:

 

As long as I don't have to come and scoop your remains up into on of those black bags thingys. :rofl:

 

No more pringles for you :nono: :nono:

would like to see what you get through the post if thats your real address :D

 

hopefully lots of nice get well soon cards from you lot :rofl:

Guts and Gore, bone and fluids all over the show. :hurl: :hurl:

 

As long as I don't have to come and scoop your remains up into on of those black bags thingys. :rofl:

 

No more pringles for you :nono: :nono:

 

My whole room would stink of offal and bbq sauce, a smell remanisant of MacDonalds if i'm not mistaken :rofl:

My whole room would stink of offal and bbq sauce, a smell remanisant of MacDonalds if i'm not mistaken :rofl:

proberly correct but I don't do fast food.

 

Yours is certainly going to be fast once you pop

Situation averted folks, I think the pringles baby is on the way out the brown birth canal if you know what i mean :D lmao

Subscription to GAYPORN monthly is on its way to the above address. :D

Situation averted folks, I think the pringles baby is on the way out the brown birth canal if you know what i mean :D lmao

Systems Dump aaagh. Then a quick rebout :rofl: :rofl:

lmao, sound like Cornwallis is about to be born!

lmao, cheers mate, can you address it to susanne tandy? My mum'd love that :D

lmao, sound like Cornwallis is about to be born!

 

Despite my indepth knowledge of weird stuff you've lost me there matey :rofl:

lmao, sound like Cornwallis is about to be born!

doh can you please explain :confused:

Cornwallis (possible sp) was the son of Mr and Mrs Hankey and South park

 

Thats him with his other son Simon, who's a bit slow as he was born with a nut in his head....

Dammit, i knew there was a poo connection there somewhere :rofl: pmsl

Cornwallis (possible sp) was the son of Mr and Mrs Hankey and South park

 

Thats him with his other son Simon, who's a bit slow as he was born with a nut in his head....

Oh man, South park I should have guessed :hurl: :hurl: