It's rare to find so much Common Sense ....

 

 

Subject: 10 thoughts for today...........

 

 

 

10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

 

9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which

one can die.

 

8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see one

without an erection, make him a sandwich.

 

7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; Teach a

person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for

weeks.

 

6 - Some people are like a Slinky... Not really good for

anything, but you still can't help but smile when you

shove them down the stairs.

 

5 - Health freaks are going to feel stupid someday, lying in

hospitals dying of nothing.

 

4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no

attention to criticism.

 

3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you 50 quid and a

substantial tax cut saves you 50p?

 

2 - In the 60s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now

the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

 

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006..........................

 

 

 

 

We know exactly where any untaxed car is located among the

millions of cars in Britain......

 

But we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal

immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put

the DVLA in charge of Immigration.......

 

 

As for me im off for a sarnie :rofl:

:bow: here here!! how true

you have got that spot on my old fruit

Or the BBC, as they know where every unlicensed TV is! Maybe time to bring out the illegal immigrant detector vans.

 

http://www.itsmummy.com/tvdetectorvan.htm

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