>The following are all replies that British women have put on Child

>Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details:

> > >

>These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check number 11,It

>takes the prize.

> > >

>1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was

>fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of

>child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.

> > >

>2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was

>being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can

>provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party

>if this helps.

> >

> >

>3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was

>conceived at a party at 36 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex with

>a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I

>fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you send me his

>phone number? Thanks.

> > >

>4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a

>BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door

>panels.Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area, and

>see if he's had it replaced.

> > >

>5. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope

>confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ

>risen again.

> > >

>6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to

>do so would blow his cover and that would have

>cataclysmic implications

>for the British economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right

>by the country. Please advise.

> > >

>7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all squaddies look

>the same to me. I can confirm that he was a Royal Green Jacket.

> > >

>8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch p with him, can

>You ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?

> > >

>9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at

>Euro-Disney; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.

> > >

>10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember

>for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the

>evening.If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to

>the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilised.

> > >

>11. I am unsure as to the

>identity of the father of my baby, after all

>when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart. :D

Sounds good to me !

PMSL love it :rofl: