Well...?

A dissapointing lack of people answering that they're a girl and still at school (for BantumBunny not me) :tongue:

 

 

I'm expecting everyone who said they were funny to start a funny thread ;) :nana2: :hyper: :duffer:

 

Mate, can we find out who they are after the poll so i can get grooming? :D PMSL :rofl:

 

Well i was originally mind bogglingly clever then i learnt being clever didn't get you friends so i learnt people skills would always win over people rather than showing off you were clever.

 

Most useful life lesson learnt, helped me take my ex mates whole business off him with all his customers, cheeky f*cking c*nt. Always play the underdog and always make people believe they're better than you then pull the f*cking carpet from under their feet if they treat you badly and hit them where it hurts.

 

I've now reaped in about 15k profit since i started in september and not been out once on the road or advertised just done the job right, buttered up the customers and make them feel like a god and they spread the word for me :)

Mate, can we find out who they are after the poll so i can get grooming? :D PMSL :rofl:

 

 

PMSL! :rofl: :rofl:

PMSL! :rofl: :rofl:

 

And girls, pictures are a must, definately in uniform pleeease :D lol

Dunno bunked off half the time! LOL :D

 

Did pass my English O'Level and Computer Studies at 15 though oh and blagged my English Lit aswell, failed Maths O'Level twice with ungraded. That is my greatest accomplishment ever! Area under a curve, calculus bullsh1t etc. WTF?

And girls, pictures are a must, definately in uniform pleeease :D lol

 

They put guys like you away for a long time at her majesty's pleasure. ;)

And girls, pictures are a must, definately in uniform pleeease :D lol

 

KIDDY FIDDLER! LOL :D

Dunno bunked off half the time! LOL :D

 

Did pass my English O'Level and Computer Studies at 15 though oh and blagged my English Lit aswell, failed Maths O'Level twice with ungraded. That is my greatest accomplishment ever! Area under a curve, calculus bullsh1t etc. WTF?

 

 

I did AS (A-level standard, half the sylabus?) maths in a year when I was 15.

 

Sadly dicovered the hot crack pipe the year after. That mother fukker said: "Don't answer the phone, we got some smoking to do".

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I did AS (A-level standard, half the sylabus?) maths in a year when I was 15.

 

Sadly dicovered the hot crack pipe the year after. That mother fukker said: "Don't answer the phone, we got some smoking to do".

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

FPMSLMFAO :rofl: :rofl:

 

You bad boy, where's Kes? FFS!!!!!!!!! Seriously laffin' this end you looney.

KIDDY FIDDLER! LOL :D

 

Oi you lot :D She can't have been that bad looking my missus if you all voted for her and she finished 2nd place 10 points clear of third? Talk about double standards :rofl:

 

Plus there was a propper glitterite arrested at Tesco today, how stupid do you have to be to take a load of home kiddy porn snaps into ashby tesco and ask for them to be printed out?!???!?!! Needless to say he was escorted into a police car by about 5 officers :rant: :rant:

 

Stupid sick basket :rant: :rant: :headvswal

FPMSLMFAO :rofl: :rofl:

 

You bad boy, where's Kes? FFS!!!!!!!!! Seriously laffin' this end you looney.

 

LOL - good to have you back among us TT!

 

 

Where's me piss sack? :rofl:

Joke on the kiddy fiddler note (NOT that BB is a nonce - his GF was of legal age and a fox!).

 

What's the best thing about sex with fifty-five year olds?

There's fifty of them.

 

Put that in yer book!

I always think you should have this as your avatar matey :D lol

 

 

Gigedy Gigedy Alright!! :D :bow: :bow: :bow:

and i did proper O levels too, none of these gay p1ss easy GCSE's in my day :rofl:

 

 

And me I got 10 O levels

4 A levels

and a Degree Hurray for little old me :D :D

GCSE: 1 x A, 5 x B, 3 x C

A Level: B and a D

Degree: 2:2 Bachelors in Computer Science with Honours...finally!

Degree! LOL :D

 

What 3 years loafing at some poncey Uni only to leave and then never...ever...use it in the real world. I hear it's easier to send 10 wacky tokens off to Kelloggs for a degree these days. ;)

I came to conclusion it was a waste of f*cking time after the first 2 months but worth having to fall back on if my company goes t*ts up :D

They put guys like you away for a long time at her majesty's pleasure. ;)

 

And you reckon i'm a problem? Who came up with this to go into eurovision? Gary Glitter?

 

God its awful

 

http://www.dazsampson.co.uk/

The captain of the football and rugby team. Won all the sports days etc. I also got on with almost everyone, never studied but still got the best grades.

 

You know the kind.

 

Dave G

I Hated School So I just Fooked About mostly

Discovered that if you made lasses Laugh they didn't care that I was a skinny wimp they just WANTED ME

;)

Oh...... really don't remind me of my school days, i spent most my time in detention and never will forget "It is wise to think of the consequences" how many times have i writen that now.

 

But i really didn't like school dreaded it everyday of it and also got bullied but made the older ones laugh so they kicked arse for me :D When they left though i was in touble :headvswal

I was psychologically bullied & humiliated in school for about 2 years after my dad died at the age of 7-8. If he hadn't of died, he'd have made me kick the sh!t out of them :(. I think stuff like that has made me a bit shy & afraid of being humiliated in some circumstances. Sad really cos if my dad hadn't passed away, I don't think I'd be like that now. Oh well, c'est la vie.

 

But saying that, I did get picked on occasionally & if I was pushed over the edge, I'd kick arse :mac1:. Lol.

You missed out cool, rebel,and jock.

 

I was just a bloke that did his own thing, hung out with the cool guys sometimes, hung out with the nerds other times.

 

I didn't fight until someone tried to bully me, then I opened his nose in a big way. He was three years older than me and I got respect from the whole school and pulled a couple of chicks cos of it.

 

Just a bloke realy.

i was a rocker in comprehensive started growing my hair when i started in '88 when i left in '92 it was nearly at my waist(and i wonder why i never had a proper bird at school mmmmm:D ) to say i was the only lad with long hair and tight denims at a time when happy mondays and techno was fashion i never got picked on(other than the odd distant shout of HIPPY from 1st years), probably cos i knocked about with one of the hardest kids in the school :D .

all in all i let myself down abit at school, wish i could do it all again, would change so many things, ah well ne-mind!

I was the one that got pick on and bullyed. Till at the age of 14 i came to an amazing factor i was bigger (as in built bigger than anyone else in my year) so when i got bullyed from then on i push back,hit back, and even pick a kid up and through him. lol.

lets just say the bullying stop pretty quick. I was ever a hit with the girls.But who cares lol

Q. what is "SWOT"??

 

I went to Peckham Manor in south london and there was a big black and white thing going on in the early 70's. So we became very paranoid and that wasnt good in a hostile place like a 70's all boys secondary school.