40-ish...................................49

Adventurous........................Slept with everyone

Athletic...............................No tits

Average looking...................Ugly

Beautiful............................Pathological liar

Contagious Smile.................Does a lot of pills

Emotionally Secure..............On medication

Feminist.............................Fat

Free spirit...........................Junkie

Friendship first..................Former slut

Fun...................................Annoying

New-Age...........................Body hair in the wrong places

Old-fashioned....................No BJs

Open-minded......................Desperate

Outgoing............................Loud and Embarrassing

Passionate.......................Sloppy drunk

Professional......................Bitch

Voluptuous.......................Very Fat

Large frame......................Hugely Fat

Wants Soul mate..................Stalker

 

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

1. Yes = No

2. No = Yes

3. Maybe = No

4. We need = I want..

5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry

6. We need to talk = You're in trouble

7. Sure, go ahead = You better not

8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later

9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!

10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think

about?

 

MEN'S ENGLISH:

1. I am hungry = I am hungry

2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

3. I am tired = I am tired

4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

5. I love you = Let's have sex now

6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you !

8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you

9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you

10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you

11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

:D we are not all tarred with the same brush you know!!!

:D we are not all tarred with the same brush you know!!!

 

 

Quite right some of us call a spade a spade, makes for a fuller and easier dialog

never quite understood why peeps take these adds out, they must only ever hook up with a load of weirdos!!

Must be pretty dangerous too. Be careful with that axe Ugene!!!!

never quite understood why peeps take these adds out, they must only ever hook up with a load of weirdos!!

 

 

So wierdos meet wierdos then ? Maybe it works out ....

possibly you might be right there, must be depressing though

:D we are not all tarred with the same brush you know!!!

I know that, men are just as guilty if not worse ;) It made me chuckle though as it's probably right. I'll ask Funky Si he'll know :rofl:

no credit where its due, its certainly funny! and lets be honest soem women do let the side down!!