QUESTION: How many dogs are needed to change a light bulb?

 

Golden Retriever:

The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of

us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

 

Border Collie:

Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

 

Dachshund:

You know I can't reach that damned stupid lamp!

 

Rottweiler:

Make me.

 

Lab:

Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I?

Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

 

Malamute:

Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

 

Jack Russell Terrier:

I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

 

Poodle:

I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time

he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

 

Cocker Spaniel:

Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

 

Doberman Pinscher:

While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

 

Boxer:

Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......

 

Mastiff:

Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

 

Chihuahua:

Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

 

Irish Wolfhound:

Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover.....

 

Pointer:

I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....

 

Greyhound:

It isn't moving. Who cares?

 

Australian Shepherd:

First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

 

Old English Sheep Dog:

Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

 

German Shepherd:

Alright, everyone stop where you are! Who busted the light? I SAID,

"STOP WHERE YOU ARE!!!" I'll change the bulb after I've led everyone to the outer perimeter and conducted another perimeter check to make sure the scene is contained.

 

Bassett Hound:

ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

Totally mad

QUESTION: How many dogs are needed to change a light bulb?

 

Golden Retriever:

The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of

us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

 

Border Collie:

Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

 

Dachshund:

You know I can't reach that damned stupid lamp!

 

Rottweiler:

Make me.

 

Lab:

Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I?

Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

 

Malamute:

Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

 

Jack Russell Terrier:

I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

 

Poodle:

I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time

he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

 

Cocker Spaniel:

Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

 

Doberman Pinscher:

While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

 

Boxer:

Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......

 

Mastiff:

Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

 

Chihuahua:

Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

 

Irish Wolfhound:

Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover.....

 

Pointer:

I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....

 

Greyhound:

It isn't moving. Who cares?

 

Australian Shepherd:

First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

 

Old English Sheep Dog:

Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

 

German Shepherd:

Alright, everyone stop where you are! Who busted the light? I SAID,

"STOP WHERE YOU ARE!!!" I'll change the bulb after I've led everyone to the outer perimeter and conducted another perimeter check to make sure the scene is contained.

 

Bassett Hound:

ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

 

You really should get out more

lol thats quite cool actually.

jack russell terrier damn right mine never stops, just been de pooing the garden whilst this thread was posted, laaarvely!