TAE A FART (BURNS SUPPER)

 

Oh whit a sleekit horrible beastie

lurks in your belly after the feastie

Jist as you sit doon amang yer kin

There starts tae stir an enormous win'

 

The neeps 'n'tatties 'n' mushy peas

Start workin' like a gentle breeze

But soon the puddin' wi the sauncie face

Will hae ye blowin 'a' ower the place

 

Nae matter whit the hell ye dae

A'bodys gonny huv tae pay

Even when ye try tae stifle

It's like a bullet oot a rifle

 

Ye hawd yer bum ticht tae the chair

An try tae stop the leakin' air

Shiftin' yersel fae cheek tae cheek

An pray tae god it disnae reek

 

But aw yer efforts go asunder

When oot it comes, a clap 'o thunder

Richochets aroon the room

Michty me a sonic boom!

 

 

God Almichty it fairly reeks

Hope a huvnae shit ma breeks

Tae the bog a better scurry

Aw whit the hell, it's no ma worry

 

A'body roon aboot me chokin'

Wan or twa ur nearly boakin

A'll feel better fur a while

Canny help but raise a smile

 

"Wis him!" I shout wi accusin' glower

Alas too late, he's just keeled ower

"Ye durty bugger!" they shout and stare

A dinna feel welcome any mair

 

But where ye go ,let yer win' gang free

Sounds like jist the job tae me

But whit a fuss at Rabbies party

Owe the sake 'O' wan wee farty.

 

:D

Its no wonder William Wallis lost........ :bow: :rofl: :x:

Its no wonder William Wallis lost........ :bow: :rofl: :x:

 

 

It's William Wallace you daft bleedin southerner... :headvswal :headvswal

 

God, you English are so uneducated...!!!! :D

It's William Wallace you daft bleedin southerner... :headvswal :headvswal

 

God, you English are so uneducated...!!!! :D

 

SEE? I cant even slag the scotts off without fookin up. :bow: :bow: :bow:

It's ok, you have thousands of years of descendents to blame...lol

And it is Scots...Scott is a boys name...lololol

And it is Scots...Scott is a boys name...lololol

 

 

Right then. Wheres me shandy. :bow:

there's a lot of Scottish lad and lassies on this forum

 

be nice or I'll run you down in my zed...... eventually! :D

Nice one Scottywill ! :D

 

Alan.......

Selkirk Grace

 

Some hae meat and cannot eat.

Some cannot eat that want it:

But we hae meat and we can eat,

Sae let the Lord be thankit.

 

I Like Burns Night too...............................

Selkirk Grace

 

Some hae meat and cannot eat.

Some cannot eat that want it:

But we hae meat and we can eat,

Sae let the Lord be thankit.

 

I Like Burns Night too...............................

 

A wonderfull burd is the Pelican,

Its beak can hold more than its belly can.

 

Its no The Bard, but it made me smile !! :D

 

Alan......

say what?

:D :D lmao :duffer: :rofl: