I am writing to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I am a victim of the latest scam while out shopping. This could happen to you...

 

Here's how the scam works:

Two great looking 18 year old girls come to your car as you are leaving the shopping centre while you are placing your shopping on the floor of the front seat. One starts wiping your windscreen with a rag and cleaner while the other comes to your window saying "Hi" while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse. It will be impossible not to look.

 

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and beg you for a ride to a nearby shopping centre. You agree and tell them to sit in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other in the back seat. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

 

I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday.

Be careful !!!!!!

;)

I am writing to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I am a victim of the latest scam while out shopping. This could happen to you...

 

Here's how the scam works:

Two great looking 18 year old girls come to your car as you are leaving the shopping centre while you are placing your shopping on the floor of the front seat. One starts wiping your windscreen with a rag and cleaner while the other comes to your window saying "Hi" while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse. It will be impossible not to look.

 

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and beg you for a ride to a nearby shopping centre. You agree and tell them to sit in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other in the back seat. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

 

I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday.

Be careful !!!!!!

;)

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: sussed that was a joke as how the hell you get 2 people in the back of a zed is beyond me

Oxfordshire, here I come.....

Oxfordshire, here I come.....

 

PML they wont have much to nick out of ya wallet after youve filled the tank for that journey

Bloke says to his wife:Put your coat on luv im going to the pub.

She replies:arh thats sweet you have'nt took me out in age's.

He says:thats right im not im turing the the Heating of. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I am writing to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I am a victim of the latest scam while out shopping. This could happen to you...

 

Here's how the scam works:

Two great looking 18 year old girls come to your car as you are leaving the shopping centre while you are placing your shopping on the floor of the front seat. One starts wiping your windscreen with a rag and cleaner while the other comes to your window saying "Hi" while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse. It will be impossible not to look.

 

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and beg you for a ride to a nearby shopping centre. You agree and tell them to sit in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other in the back seat. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

 

I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday.

Be careful !!!!!!

;)

 

Ha, nice one. :rofl: