Just got back from the Uk from visiting Mac, Chunk and MickeyB with a flying visit from Phil Apache (get it...........,flying !!). Had a lazy and eventfull few days first off a Chunks, then upto Mac's, with Chunk and Mickey.

Events of the weekend first started off with the bagpipes on the first night at Macs as Chunk proceeded to fart alllllllllll night :shock: with Mickey doing the background trumpets :nono:. Next day was followed up with the biggest breakfast i'd had in years nearly coming out via a loose spinkter in Macs car on the afternoon.

Question from Mac: Johno, do you want to come and pick the kids up from school with me?

Answer: Go on then, i'll come.

 

Action taken......................pick up the kids but via the fookin A1 FFS :shock:

 

Right then, let me explain somthing. There are somethings in life you just dont do; like swim with sharks or make love to your sister etc and this car has to be included as one of them. I know people have fallen victim as they have said "yes" to travel in this red beast before. Now i must include myself to the list. :cry:

Remember Mac lives up North so naturally it was wet. This believe it or not was a god send! As we travelled down the ramp of Scotch corner Services, Mac explained he couldn't boot it. I thought 'o,well'. Then it happend.............quarter throttle in third to fourth and the beast started to foooooookin snake like a viper from a jar. OOOPS, Mac said, correcting!

By now we are on the straight and all hell has let loose. People plodding in their cars minding their own business are moved out of the way by not just the looks and speed but the fookin noise. Like a jet plane, i watched the dials flicker from 70 plus upwards to 145 in a matter of seconds and that was in forth!!! I wipe my fourhead (and arse), whilst trying to figure out why did i get in!!???

As i said it was wet and did not see the full Greddy power in 1st,2nd and third but 4th and 5th were enough!! :) . I have never experianced anything like this from any car. This car should have a national health warning in it to exclude anyone with a heart condition or loose spinkter from sitting in it as you may start to have hallucinations.

I myself was nearlly put off speed by this fooking animal :cry: :cry:

Well done Mac

 

Again, it was good to see all on my visit. See you soon lads :dance: :duffer:

i would love to have a go in maccas car but he dont know me and i live way to far away!!!!!

 

 

Just because I have not met you does not mean you cant have a ride in it lol.

I am heading down South at the end of the month if things go to plan.

Just because I have not met you does not mean you cant have a ride in it lol.

I am heading down South at the end of the month if things go to plan.

 

twin pumps by any chance :cool:

twin pumps by any chance :cool:

:dance:

party at macs??? :tongue:

Why not :duffer: ;)

Just because I have not met you does not mean you cant have a ride in it lol.

I am heading down South at the end of the month if things go to plan.

oh me mmeeemememeeeeeee please i live in bournemouth bud let me know lol :bow:

i will take anyone for a spin in mine

 

and i mean that literally, round and round in a circle

nevermind the showboating, ;) , when are we gonna see it run down a strip and see some ace times?

i will take anyone for a spin in mine

 

and i mean that literally, round and round in a circle

 

I can vouch for that one :D

nevermind the showboating, ;) , when are we gonna see it run down a strip and see some ace times?

 

end of july :confused: :D

Get yourself over to the North East meet this month;)

 

Well i will probably get there, so i get to have a ride . . . woohoo

nevermind the showboating, ;) , when are we gonna see it run down a strip and see some ace times?

 

Twin pumps+ racefuel map+gearbox+rear sliks so Easter time;)

Twin pumps+ racefuel map+gearbox+rear sliks so Easter time;)

 

pete shrimp said he will challenge you mac,he has a t28 and will give it a go,personally i told him the drugs are not doing him any favours but you know what hes like :rofl: :D

Twin pumps+ racefuel map+gearbox+rear sliks so Easter time;)

 

:eek: That should be interesting!

Right then, let me explain somthing. There are somethings in life you just dont do; like swim with sharks or make love to your sister etc and this car has to be included as one of them. :

Jonce mate, You forgot about calling Macca a W****r to his face FFS, I'd rather shag my sister and she's fooking ugly! LOL ;)

Just because I have not met you does not mean you cant have a ride in it lol.

I am heading down South at the end of the month if things go to plan.

 

OOOoooo.... :D Let me know when you're down this way :bow: :hyper:

when are we gonna see it run down a strip and see some ace times?

 

Yeah, that would be cool. It'd be nice to see another 10s Zed :hyper:

Good job Mac aint gay, cus he seems to be getting alot of blokes offing to get in his car for a ride............................then again, he did hug me :x:

pete shrimp said he will challenge you mac,he has a t28 and will give it a go,personally i told him the drugs are not doing him any favours but you know what hes like :rofl: :D

 

 

No chance shrimp no chance :rofl: :rofl: ;)