Just got back from the Uk from visiting Mac, Chunk and MickeyB with a flying visit from Phil Apache (get it...........,flying !!). Had a lazy and eventfull few days first off a Chunks, then upto Mac's, with Chunk and Mickey.

Events of the weekend first started off with the bagpipes on the first night at Macs as Chunk proceeded to fart alllllllllll night :shock: with Mickey doing the background trumpets :nono:. Next day was followed up with the biggest breakfast i'd had in years nearly coming out via a loose spinkter in Macs car on the afternoon.

Question from Mac: Johno, do you want to come and pick the kids up from school with me?

Answer: Go on then, i'll come.

 

Action taken......................pick up the kids but via the fookin A1 FFS :shock:

 

Right then, let me explain somthing. There are somethings in life you just dont do; like swim with sharks or make love to your sister etc and this car has to be included as one of them. I know people have fallen victim as they have said "yes" to travel in this red beast before. Now i must include myself to the list. :cry:

Remember Mac lives up North so naturally it was wet. This believe it or not was a god send! As we travelled down the ramp of Scotch corner Services, Mac explained he couldn't boot it. I thought 'o,well'. Then it happend.............quarter throttle in third to fourth and the beast started to foooooookin snake like a viper from a jar. OOOPS, Mac said, correcting!

By now we are on the straight and all hell has let loose. People plodding in their cars minding their own business are moved out of the way by not just the looks and speed but the fookin noise. Like a jet plane, i watched the dials flicker from 70 plus upwards to 145 in a matter of seconds and that was in forth!!! I wipe my fourhead (and arse), whilst trying to figure out why did i get in!!???

As i said it was wet and did not see the full Greddy power in 1st,2nd and third but 4th and 5th were enough!! :) . I have never experianced anything like this from any car. This car should have a national health warning in it to exclude anyone with a heart condition or loose spinkter from sitting in it as you may start to have hallucinations.

I myself was nearlly put off speed by this fooking animal :cry: :cry:

Well done Mac

 

Again, it was good to see all on my visit. See you soon lads :dance: :duffer:

Just got back from the Uk from visiting Mac, Chunk and MickeyB with a flying visit from Phil Apache (get it...........,flying !!). Had a lazy and eventfull few days first off a Chunks, then upto Mac's, with Chunk and Mickey.

Events of the weekend first started off with the bagpipes on the first night at Macs as Chunk proceeded to fart alllllllllll night :shock: with Mickey doing the background trumpets :nono:. Next day was followed up with the biggest breakfast i'd had in years nearly coming out via a loose spinkter in Macs car on the afternoon.

Question from Mac: Johno, do you want to come and pick the kids up from school with me?

Answer: Go on then, i'll come.

 

Action taken......................pick up the kids but via the fookin A1 FFS :shock:

 

Right then, let me explain somthing. There are somethings in life you just dont do; like swim with sharks or make love to your sister etc and this car has to be included as one of them. I know people have fallen victim as they have said "yes" to travel in this red beast before. Now i must include myself to the list. :cry:

Remember Mac lives up North so naturally it was wet. This believe it or not was a god send! As we travelled down the ramp of Scotch corner Services, Mac explained he couldn't boot it. I thought 'o,well'. Then it happend.............quarter throttle in third to fourth and the beast started to foooooookin snake like a viper from a jar. OOOPS, Mac said, correcting!

By now we are on the straight and all hell has let loose. People plodding in their cars minding their own business are moved out of the way by not just the looks and speed but the fookin noise. Like a jet plane, i watched the dials flicker from 70 plus upwards to 145 in a matter of seconds and that was in forth!!! I wipe my fourhead (and arse), whilst trying to figure out why did i get in!!???

As i said it was wet and did not see the full Greddy power in 1st,2nd and third but 4th and 5th were enough!! :) . I have never experianced anything like this from any car. This car should have a national health warning in it to exclude anyone with a heart condition or loose spinkter from sitting in it as you may start to have hallucinations.

I myself was nearlly put off speed by this fooking animal :cry: :cry:

Well done Mac

 

Again, it was good to see all on my visit. See you soon lads :dance: :duffer:

 

 

:rofl:

 

I want a shot! I want a shot!!!

yes i can except what your saying,cars with this much power but with a limited mechanical grip scare the shit out of anyone,ive yet to have this pleasure in ians car but had something similar in a supra the other day,im going to cyprus next week and ill have a go in nitro zed and see what that can do also, but im saving ians car till last so he can give me some serious beasting in the dry....

He offerd me to drive it and i refused :headvswal . Tooooooooooooooooooooo scarey LOL

i would love to have a go in maccas car but he dont know me and i live way to far away!!!!!

When and if i ever get me car done, he said we could swop for a bit (minutes not

days :()

This is an awesome machine, but I'd think twice about driving it in the wet.

would love to see macs face in my almost standard auto lol.

yeah but is it as quick as mine

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HELL YEAH, its probably ten times quicker lol

Nice to have seen you again mate - and thanks to Mac for the cup of tea.

 

Hope you've got back safely - say hello to the family from us :D

Sorry bud forgot all bout this an you didnt remind me!!!!

Any I was stuck in peterborough from tuesday till thursday night as the clutch decided to go on my wagon :rant: :rant: :rant:

It was good to have the gang up here for a few days :duffer: although it was like trying to fill a bath with Stella that had no plug :rofl:

 

Great to see everyone you are welcome to stay any time.

 

 

PS Jonno glad you experianced what Greddy power is all about and thanks for not shating on my seats when going sideways in 4th gear :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: ;)

alot of talk about loose spinkters there bud you sure Chris C didn't pop over to see you? :x:

 

 

told you it sounded like a fookin jet plane :bow: :bow: :bow:

alot of talk about loose spinkters there bud you sure Chris C didn't pop over to see you? :x:

 

 

told you it sounded like a fookin jet plane :bow: :bow: :bow:

 

Ner, aint seen him for ages the fookin slut :slap: Just had to put up with trying to get into Chunk and Mickey LOL .To many blow backs though!!

everyone you are welcome to stay any time.

party at macs??? :tongue:

:shock: :shock: :shock: ian just phoned me says he is going down asda to top up on what they ate and drank

£675.00

:shock: :shock: :shock: ian just phoned me says he is going down asda to top up on what they ate and drank

£675.00

:rofl::rofl:

:shock: :shock: :shock: ian just phoned me says he is going down asda to top up on what they ate and drank

£675.00

was that chunks bill alone :shock: :cool:

was that chunks bill alone :shock: :cool:

:duffer: :duffer: :duffer: certainly was!! £673.50 on Stella and £1.50 on a light salad :D

 

 

Thanks to the big man Mac for his hospitality, Jonce for making the whole house vibrate with his unfeasably loud ass and mickey for being my alarm clock at 7am! with his sneezeing and coughing!

 

Thanks again guys and good to see Jonno and Macca again!!

 

Rich

i think mac should take me for a spin :)

:duffer: :duffer: :duffer: certainly was!! £673.50 on Stella and £1.50 on a light salad :D

 

 

Thanks to the big man Mac for his hospitality, Jonce for making the whole house vibrate with his unfeasably loud ass and mickey for being my alarm clock at 7am! with his sneezeing and coughing!

 

Thanks again guys and good to see Jonno and Macca again!!

 

Rich

 

 

No probs any time bud :duffer: ;)

i think mac should take me for a spin :)

 

 

Get yourself over to the North East meet this month;)

Get yourself over to the North East meet this month;)

 

fookin ell I aint been in it yet :cry:

think am still partially deaf though off when mac passed me on A1 :p

like the " jonce shat when he experianced greddy power"

 

bet he was sweating like the time he forgot his green shield an thought he'd have to do pt

fookin ell I aint been in it yet :cry:

think am still partially deaf though off when mac passed me on A1 :p

Get yourself to the meet as well then Dave :tongue:

Get yourself to the meet as well then Dave :tongue:

 

 

the wifes taking me away for the weekend 30 on the 29th otherwise I would be there bud

fookin ell I aint been in it yet :cry:

think am still partially deaf though off when mac passed me on A1 :p

 

The next meet and you are in it bud promise!

The next meet and you are in it bud promise!

 

 

:dance: :cool: