Hi

 

My BEST mate Met this girl from a website, sounded and looked good.

She wanted a long term relationship and shit, so did he. Met each other a few times and also shagged every time he met, slept a few times at her hse. All going great thinking wow this girl even cooks.

 

Thought he will introduce her to parents and friends.

 

OKAY then he thought he will test her, so he made a profile with a different ID in someones name to find out what type of girl this lady really was before he can think -- yep yep shes cool.

 

Basicaly when he made this different profile - they began chatting and she said she is STILL LOOKING, SINGLE and also flirting with this other guy THAT HE MADE UP COMPLETELY!!!

 

RIGHT TIME 4 ACTION

 

She is going to chat to him again in 15mins

 

Give us a few ideas of what he should do next????

Wants to ruin her Christmas for wasting his precious time and money and leaving his mates when he was suppose to meet them.

let me take her off his hands ill ruin her :x: :rofl:

just keep shagging her

Arrange to meet her under the new ID.

She could be faithfull..but just enjoys flirting online or could even be at her PC with her mates, messing about.

 

Just a thought...before things get out of hand

should he film him ****ing her and put on ebay

Burn the soles of her feet with a hot crack pipe.

i think before your mate takes action he needs to talk to this bird about their future. are they definately together or is it still just sex? if she says they are definately together then go ahead with Cos's idea of the false ID sorting out a meet, then your mate turning up and filming her expression (and posting up here ;) )

Burn the soles of her feet with a hot crack pipe.

 

 

the crack pipe wins hands down :rofl:

get her to strip on web cam, at least he gets a knuckle shuffle out of it lol

u guys are such meanies but still not enough lol come on gimme some real dirty ideas lol

does she drive a white fiesta!! :rofl:

give us all her msn details, we will all try it on

Arrange to meet her under the new ID.

yes yes i agree with this ;)

What the hell is the deal with you all and crack pipes? ebay video sonds better but we get a go for free.

Or get a giant from Turkmeinestan to break her anus.

She has given her number! what the hell is going on you think.

I think your mate must be a crap shag to be honest, let's be honest, if he knew what he was doing, she would be under him now, not on a pc...

 

tell him to stop wasting time, tell her he knows what she is doing, and say bye bye

She's probably just a cock-hopper. I'd kick her into touch because there's nothing to be gained by sticking around long-term.

 

I think your mate must be a crap shag to be honest, let's be honest, if he knew what he was doing, she would be under him now, not on a pc...

 

tell him to stop wasting time, tell her he knows what she is doing, and say bye bye

How long have they been 'together'?

 

Personally, i think your mates a bit of a stalker, but hey. I say tuff shit, find another bird.

Without wishing to be offencive, but who gives a ****? Ruin her xmas for wasting his precious time and money? I'm sure he didn't force him to spend money on her and as for precious time...well if he is on online dating sites, one would think his time is neither precious or strained.

give us all her msn details, we will all try it on

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

another crack pipe vote right here!

just keep shagging her

 

LMFAO :D

the video sounds good, then post it up here, and on ebay. Then print out stills and send them to her parents, post them up outside her house, put them through her neighbours letter boxes, put them up in shops, shag her pals, try it on with her mum, do her sister, film all these then put them on ebay and on here, stick the stills to her car, burn the soles of her feet with a pipe with a crack in it (???)...

 

Then find out it was all an innocent mistake.....lol

Or get a giant from Turkmeinestan to break her anus.

 

Where is this place..??? You dodgy geezer...