Watched Parki tonight with Madonna on it. Wife recons Kyle's more sexy what do you think ???..

I would say your wife was right,however Madanna is not bad for almost 50 years old :shock:

gotta be kylie

Saw it too, Kylie all the way! :D

Kylie!!!

 

but i wouldnt chuck madge outta the sack for farting! :)

I would say your wife was right,however Madanna is not bad for almost 50 years old :shock:

 

Aye but she's just got somint ..

You just know madge would fuk your brains out tho where as i'd snap Kylie in 2

:xxx: :xxx: :xxx: both at the same time,come on lads say what you thinking

:xxx: :xxx: :xxx: both at the same time,come on lads say what you thinking

 

 

LOL you could croak it at your age doing that :rofl: ;)

Recon I should a posted an age related poll ... :)

Deffo Kylie, prettier and Madoona is just flat hips and keeps showing her arse on that new video but shell never beat Kylie, and shes trying to act all American biatchhhhh

:D

:xxx: :xxx: :xxx: both at the same time,come on lads say what you thinking

 

Yep would agree with you there mate, both started out life as nowt special. Ever seen Kylie in mag shoots where she's been caught on the hoof...f\/ck she looks even worse than when she was playing Charleeeeeeene in Neighbours FFS!

 

Madge, yeah she had it then lost it and now looks great with those extra muscelley bingo wings! Fair play. :rofl: Rather have Joan "I'm a super slapper" Collins than either of them.

:D Just something about Madge :bow: she should be on here with 23,000 posts Cos she a right ( Dirty ) Whore.......................:rofl::rofl::x:

:D Just something about Madge :bow: she should be on here with 23,000 posts Cos she a right ( Dirty ) Whore.......................:rofl::rofl::x:

PMSL too fukin right :rofl: :rofl:

Na prettier wasn't the Poll .. It was a "SEXY" thing .. meet loads a pretty birds at clubs but who's sexy !!!!!!!

:D Just something about Madge :bow: she should be on here with 23,000 posts Cos she a right ( Dirty ) Whore.......................:rofl::rofl::x:

 

Yeah but is she though? Yeah she's done some risky video stuff in the past and the occasional lesbo kissing scene but does that qualify her? I think not mate, my definition of a dirty whore as you put it is a proper p0rn star who does what she says on the tin and steps upto the plate! Jenna Jameson, Jenna Haze, Anita Blond etc. etc. Now they're proper dirty slappers...but they get paid aswell! Nice one! Oh and the soundtracks are more exhillerating than any of Kylie or Madonnas music, especially considering that they're banged out on Casio keyboards by the Chuckle Brothers Grandad who used to play with Tommy Trinder at Cliftonville seafront back in the 70's. :rofl:

 

Bet Madonna had never ever taken anything up the Gary Glitter apart from a suppo for a mad headache!

 

She writes kids books now FFS! Give yer head a wobble! LOL :D

Yeah but is she though? Yeah she's done some risky video stuff in the past and the occasional lesbo kissing scene but does that qualify her? I think not mate, my definition of a dirty whore as you put it is a proper p0rn star who does what she says on the tin and steps upto the plate! Jenna Jameson, Jenna Haze, Anita Blond etc. etc. Now they're proper dirty slappers...but they get paid aswell! Nice one! Oh and the soundtracks are more exhillerating than any of Kylie or Madonnas music, especially considering that they're banged out on Casio keyboards by the Chuckle Brothers Grandad who used to play with Tommy Trinder at Cliftonville seafront back in the 70's. :rofl:

 

Bet Madonna had never ever taken anything up the Gary Glitter apart from a suppo for a mad headache!

 

She writes kids books now FFS! Give yer head a wobble! LOL :D

 

she's a whore get over it :rofl: ;)

she's a whore get over it :rofl: ;)

 

PMSL :D

 

On paper, not in the real world! ;)

Kyle for deffo but Madge is dead fit too. I do love a bird with good arms - no bingo wings there !

...no bingo wings there !

 

LOL :D

 

Yeah there are, great big Arnie type bingo wings, the type you get on a 50+ year old woman who works out alot. Yeah granted they ain't Kat Slater proper full on Bingo Flaps but trust me mate they are there. ;)

 

Bet she's got Airbus bingo wings down below aswell! :rofl:

I have shagged Madonna so many times now I think its Kyle's turn? :xxx: :shock: :D

after very careful consideration i think it would have to be Maddona from behind up the "tex ritter" while she munches on Kylies carpet ....................

ive obviously been away from home (and women now ) for far too long only another 2 weeks to go before i can get home to my own version of Madge ........if i can fit my goolies in the aircraft :)

I would say your wife was right,however Madanna is not bad for almost 50 years old :shock:

 

 

Yeah but how many bits of her are actually 50 years old? :x:

Neither, if your looking pure sexy, look no further than christina aquerlkeriawhatshername

 

that woman is resposible for so much lost sperm its mind blowing

aarrg

 

 

I got a top pic of madge somewhere, but Kyle just pips her.

 

In the argument over who's the best in teh bed, hands down Kylie as Hutchence was known to be into all strange sort of stuff.