just wondering how many of you are a member of a porn site? And what do the better halves say about it??

this is in no way a poke of fun just want to understand dp (impossible I know)

Well it does make me feel inadequate. And as he has apparently lost interest so am not getting it yet he frequents the sites.......why when he has the real thing? Uniforms and all?

at the end of the day ive got beer in my fridge but would far rather prefer to go to the pub for it

 

my address btw is

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

sorry ourlass would go mad lol

Well it does make me feel inadequate. And as he has apparently lost interest so am not getting it yet he frequents the sites.......why when he has the real thing? Uniforms and all?

 

where do you live? lol (only joking mr astrassuck)!

 

when he goes out dress up and supprise him when he gets home

 

i looove massages and a hotty in a uniform giving me a massage is a great night for me ending in a bit of the other of course!

Got quite a lot of porn on dvd so aint bothered with sex sites. you only got to hit one once and they send you 5hite all the time. The other half likes them as much as I do. :D

are you sure only astras suck missy lol

Right then, time to get scientific for a brief moment........

 

......research has shown that male fidelity is directly linked to testicle sizes......

 

IE studies of various animals has shown that species with larger testicles are generically more likely to desire more sexual partners. Human males have larger testicles (proportionally, that is) than most other animals thus are more naturally inclined to stray.

 

However the constraints of modern life (read cost of divorce ;) ) and the human desire to "always do the right thing" prevent us males from behaving like our primitive ancestors. Hence we relieve these basic urges with harmless porn.

 

Besides we all want a life partner who is "ours alone" therefore single men have their fun with old slappers but settle down with nice girls. We wouldn't dream of degrading the nice girls we settle down with - it would spoil the image - so for dirty forbidden thoughts etc we turn to porn.

 

Harmless fun in the end - we always come back to "the real thing" ultimately.

 

Feck me, that was heavy - especially after a few stellas and a bottle of wine with our curry this evening...."

 

Richard :D

Hang on a bit, just need to change hands.... hhhaaa there ya go sorted (cant type with left hand) I like porn but my missus thinks its discusting, I tell her "if you put out a bit more I wouldn't have to bother" but she has to many inhabitions so everything is everything! I'm 50 she 36. I used to go out on the pull now I just pull :xxx: Who gives a shite :D

this is in no way a poke of fun just want to understand dp (impossible I know)

 

dp??????

 

Plenty of porn sites featuring that ;) :D :rofl:

 

Richard :smw:

shouldnt we all be out trying to get a shag?

shouldnt we all be out trying to get a shag?

 

No need to go out for that ;)

 

Read my earlier post about biscuits :D

 

Richard :rofl:

Well it does make me feel inadequate. And as he has apparently lost interest so am not getting it yet he frequents the sites.......why when he has the real thing? Uniforms and all?

Well, there is the case for de-sentization. That guys (mainly) start off with soft porn, move onto hardcore, then more extreme hardcore and so on. They become addicted to internet voyeurism, associating gratification with repetitive viewing and find "real life" experiences don't fulfill them in the same way. But thats fairly extreme! Maybe there's a little of that involved here but TBH you guys really have to talk it out between yourselves. You won't find the answers here unfortunately.

i know there is free stuff about but why watch it when you can have the real thing? just trying to understand why men are so obsessed with the stuff

 

LMFAO :D

 

Why goto McDonald's when you're got Roast Beef at home? Coz we like Maccy D's alright! :rofl: ;)

FPMSL at most of the replys on this thread....

Especially this one:-

dont bother these days, cant seem to find much about "goats"

Forgotton how much fun this place is :rofl:

Im not a member of any porn paysites because as others have said:-

Yup why pay for it when the web is full of it for free :confused:

Id have to agree to this one not that its their fault...prehaps its our floor? :-

because not all women are highly sexually charged :headvswal so some guys have to watch porn to fill the gaps so to speak.

And this one:-

anyway if you show me a man who says he doesnt w4nk, and i will show you a liar lol

I think Friday sums it up very well:-

"generally" speaking men are most aroused from visual stimulation (magazines, videos etc.) and women from mental stimulation (erotic literature, fantasizing etc). Of course this is by no means a hard and fast rule and there is much metaphorical straying into the other camp so to speak.

 

From what little I've learned so far, women find pornography difficult to comprehend for a number of reasons.

 

The most common arguement is that it is degrading to the women involved, and that as it "apparently" skews the male view of the female sex it gives them a warped sense of what to expect and therefore becomes degrading to women as a whole.

 

On watching pornography themselves women often feel inferior when presented with the silicione enhanced, heavily made up models in front of them. It makes them all too aware of the frailties and inadequacies of their own flesh.

 

Thirdly, it is more often than not the case that "using" pornography excludes your partner as it usually occurs when the man is alone. His partner probably experiences feelings of incomprehension (Why is he with that instead of with me?), jealousy (He prefers watching that to being with me) and again, inadequacy (I could never look as good as those women) at the temporary excommunication.

 

If you can find a happy medium whereby your partner shares an interest in watching pornography then you're onto a winner. Like me! :D ;)

 

Leigh.

Looking at this post:-

"when there's always biscuits in the tin, where's the fun in biscuits"........

Interesting point...Ask yourself if you eat the same food day in day out?...nope...we all like a change as much as the next.

(except some females that are content....or are they?)

Because im sure the better race..ie females...would get bored with the same old same old routine of lovemaking (ooooeeerrrrr)

So even females like a change to some extent allthough why we males feel the urge to wander I think it is as said before "In the Genes"

Not forgetting that many (not every) females have toys for this sort of thing :eek:

As for you bud:-

Got quite a lot of porn on dvd so aint bothered with sex sites. you only got to hit one once and they send you 5hite all the time.

I'll send you some proper spyware blockers and scanners that stop 100% ;)

And this one:-

Harmless fun in the end - we always come back to "the real thing" ultimately.

So true....Although im not sure if females see it in the same light unfortunately :(

Disclaimer

I have witnessed such depictions but have not partaken in any veiwing that has not been authorised or been known off :nelson:

honest

trust me to post on a thread like this :rolleyes:

##EDIT##

oopppsss double post...must be getting over excited :rofl:

Pay for porn lol

 

Havent you heard of newsgroups woman. Geez

Thing that cracks me up is that women love their latex/rubber/plastic vibrating friends and don't think twice about using toys to stimulate themselves but woooooo betide us men for using visual aids for achieving the same satisfaction. Personally I would rather watch a good porno than use a sex aid to get myself off like what you girls do! ;) Plus a porn movie doesn't need batteries, you dig? :rofl:

The only time we are sexually compatable is when we both have a fookin headache.She use to do the shopping list,never got past Tea Sugar & Milk. :hyper: :hyper: :hyper:

Thing that cracks me up is that women love their latex/rubber/plastic vibrating friends and don't think twice about using toys to stimulate themselves but woooooo betide us men for using visual aids for achieving the same satisfaction. Personally I would rather watch a good porno than use a sex aid to get myself off like what you girls do! ;) Plus a porn movie doesn't need batteries, you dig? :rofl:

 

 

Tim I hear it costs you £67 per week on Kleenex? LMFAO :rofl:

http://www.thehun.com

Tim I hear it costs you £67 per week on Kleenex? LMFAO :rofl:

 

£37.50 thanks very much! ;) :rofl:

Give me a lass with a big ass and a big smile and i will split the atom :)

Porn!!!

 

I'll be back in ½ hour to aswer yer question! :D :p

thats a long half hour Rich!!!! ;)

Im just wading through my porn that downloaded last night :D

The only time we are sexually compatable is when we both have a fookin headache.

 

tell her you will crush some asprin up & put it on your knob, would she like it orally or like a suppository?? :rofl:

tell her you will crush some asprin up & put it on your knob, would she like it orally or like a suppository?? :rofl:

 

 

PMSL but dont answer the phone if ChrisC calls :rofl: ;)