After stomping round the house looking for a pen for the last half and hour, my good lady says to me "its behind your ear", i retorted "dont fook about woman which one? " and she told me to fook off !!

 

What i do ?????

After stomping round the house looking for a pen for the last half and hour, my good lady says to me "its behind your ear", i retorted "dont fook about woman which one? " and she told me to fook off !!

 

What i do ?????

:bow: :bow: :bow: you told her ! :bow: :bow: :bow:

use a crayon :D

Put more lead in your pencil.

doesnt beat what i did the other day

 

i went into halfrauds for some alloy wheel cleaner, after walking around for half hour trying to find it, i got to the counter had an argument with the guy behind the counter that it wasnt the price that he tried to sell it to me at

 

anyway i got it at the right price, went out to my car and thought fook its gone looked about for a minute or so then thought i better ring the police and repert it as i cant have got far

 

but with it being windy i got into my work van so i could hear when talking o the phone i rang the number, then realised what a pratt i didnt have my car i was actually sitting in the vehicle that i arrived in

 

this story is true, but i didnt want to say anything before as i felt a pratt but atleast i knew where my pencil was lol

Put more lead in your pencil.

 

lol, nice one. don't think he'll be getting any of that tonight ;)

doesnt beat what i did the other day

 

i went into halfrauds for some alloy wheel cleaner, after walking around for half hour trying to find it, i got to the counter had an argument with the guy behind the counter that it wasnt the price that he tried to sell it to me at

 

anyway i got it at the right price, went out to my car and thought fook its gone looked about for a minute or so then thought i better ring the police and repert it as i cant have got far

 

but with it being windy i got into my work van so i could hear when talking o the phone i rang the number, then realised what a pratt i didnt have my car i was actually sitting in the vehicle that i arrived in

 

this story is true, but i didnt want to say anything before as i felt a pratt but atleast i knew where my pencil was lol

 

 

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: are you blonde :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

yup lol, its not the first time something like this has happened

 

multi storey car parks are like mazes to me lol

doesnt beat what i did the other day

 

i went into halfrauds for some alloy wheel cleaner, after walking around for half hour trying to find it, i got to the counter had an argument with the guy behind the counter that it wasnt the price that he tried to sell it to me at

 

anyway i got it at the right price, went out to my car and thought fook its gone looked about for a minute or so then thought i better ring the police and repert it as i cant have got far

 

but with it being windy i got into my work van so i could hear when talking o the phone i rang the number, then realised what a pratt i didnt have my car i was actually sitting in the vehicle that i arrived in

 

this story is true, but i didnt want to say anything before as i felt a pratt but atleast i knew where my pencil was lol

 

Your not my misses are you ??????????? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

doesnt beat what i did the other day

 

i went into halfrauds for some alloy wheel cleaner, after walking around for half hour trying to find it, i got to the counter had an argument with the guy behind the counter that it wasnt the price that he tried to sell it to me at

 

anyway i got it at the right price, went out to my car and thought fook its gone looked about for a minute or so then thought i better ring the police and repert it as i cant have got far

 

but with it being windy i got into my work van so i could hear when talking o the phone i rang the number, then realised what a pratt i didnt have my car i was actually sitting in the vehicle that i arrived in

 

this story is true, but i didnt want to say anything before as i felt a pratt but atleast i knew where my pencil was lol

 

 

lmmfao geez now im sure if it had been a beer you would not have mis placed it lol

yup lol, its not the first time something like this has happened

 

multi storey car parks are like mazes to me lol

 

:rofl: :D :D :D

 

Must admit, I fookin hate walking round them....

 

TIP: Get a really loud alarm and remotely set the fooker off!!! :rofl: