Learn Chinese in 5 minutes :rofl:

(read them out loud)

 

That's not right = Sum Ting Wong

 

Are you harbouring a fugitive? = Hu Yu Hai Ding

 

See me ASAP = Kum Hia Nao

 

Stupid Man = Dum Fok

 

Small Horse = Tai Ni Po Ni

 

Did you go to the beach? = Wai Yu So Tan

 

I bumped into a coffee table = Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni

 

I think you need a face lift = Chin Tu Fat

 

It's very dark in here = Wao So Dim

 

I thought you were on a diet = Wai Yu Mun Ching

 

This is a tow away zone = No Pah King

 

Our meeting is scheduled for next week = Wai Yu Kum Nao

 

Staying out of sight = Lei Ying Lo

 

He's cleaning his automobile = Wa Shing Ka

 

Your body odour is offensive = Yu Stin Ki Pu

 

Great = Fa Kin Su Pa

rotflmfao :rofl: :rofl:

 

Your body odour is offensive = Yu Stin Ki Pu

 

quality

class

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

Alan.....

I had a chinky m8 with a big dong.

 

His name was

 

Wun Hung Lo :D

LMAO nice! Suprised no-one has kicked off about this being racist yet though :rolleyes:

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LMAO nice! Suprised no-one has kicked off about this being racist yet though :rolleyes:

 

 

I think its racist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rant:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NOT!! Fookin funny! Made me giggle LOL :D

ordering chinese= do you have cream of someyounghi

 

or my favorite is (say it fast) "you tie my shoe"

 

"i tie your shoe"