Bob's your Uncle - who the hell is Bob ?

Old hat - and what have hats got to do with anything ?

 

Sorry, not got much time, anyone know anymore ?

i shall try and search ,but did find a site once that gave explanations for a few - google is your friend!!!

Rule of Thumb: Is another and i found out what it means. Back in the 1800's men were allowed to beat their wives with a stick/cane, as long as it was no thicker than their thumb.

Sling your hook is another ;)

I found out its what the Captains shouted to the crew on old galleons and sailing ships as they came along side to board the other ship, they would then sling there grappling hooks across and pull the enemys ship towards them. then they raped plundered and pillaged Oooohhh Arr :hyper:

"give me the pip" someone said this at work yesterday, now wtf is that all about????

what about " this sucks" ??? :confused:

its like a one ourlass always keeps repeating to me

 

"get your own fooking can, ya fat lazy bast4rd"

 

whats all that about then :confused: :rofl:

its like a one ourlass always keeps repeating to me

 

"get your own fooking can, ya fat lazy bast4rd"

 

whats all that about then

 

LMAFO

its like a one ourlass always keeps repeating to me

 

"get your own fooking can, ya fat lazy bast4rd"

 

whats all that about then :confused: :rofl:

 

 

:rofl: :rofl:

"slap and tickle" its been so long i forgot :confused:

another one that came to mind is

 

"im not fat im just big boned"

 

"oh my mistake sorry, i didnt realise you had bones in your stomach ya fat cow"

 

its all bullshite lol

if in doubt get it out

when in rome

bike ill give you bike

spank your monkey,i have a dog instead

bash the bishop ,,but i dont go to church

Rule of Thumb: Is another and i found out what it means. Back in the 1800's men were allowed to beat their wives with a stick/cane, as long as it was no thicker than their thumb.

 

I thought this was still true as long as it was a birch branch.

 

"A woman, a dog and a wallnut tree,

"The more you beat them the better they be."

:hyper: