ok, im at home and waiting for the mrs to get in . Then i hear some shouting outside and the door opens and she comes in crying. I find out that after she said hello to him, the bloke next door has just been talking down at her, saying she is worthless and telling her the neighbours are sick of where she parks her spare car, which we are gettin rid of at the end of the month anyway !! . (bear in mind this is not blocking anyone in the slightest , car also has tax and mot).

 

So of course I hear this from her and see red. Go round to see him , Knock at the door and he gets his wife to answer and say he is on the phone to the gas company. Ok i say il wait then, Oh u cant she says he is gonna be a while she thinks. Fine il come back later I say.

 

So now im sitting here fuming. Who the fook do people think they are , thinking they have the right to talk down to anyone over something so stupid , especially when she is outside with 2 kids (6+7) next to her listening to it all !!!

 

I can see someone very deserving of a :mac1: :mac1: :mac1: !!!!!

karl do you want me to come round and sit on him!!!!!!!!!!!!

cant beat childish pranks! dog muck under car handles, let tyres down, place advert in local paper for escort service with his house number! screw with his life!! haha!!!!

Neighbours, I could write a book about them. I've had a rozzer police chopper out, 5 T-5's and armed police to boot out for one MO FO I used to live next door to years ago coz the stupid c\/nt threatened to get his shotgun and shoot me, the ex-Mrs. Turbo a.k.a. Heidi and the dogs.

 

Needless to say he got his shotgun license revoked, bound over for a year to keep the peace but he still played mind games and made our lives hell!

 

In the end we sold up and got as far away from the mad f\/cker as possible.

 

What I tend to do now when I move in is a) don't even make eye contact with next door unless they approach me first, b) avoid the local village pub (breeding ground for trouble as then every f\/cker gets to know you and your business c) keep the music down! LMFAO :D Well now I have to coz for the last 10 years I've been luck to live in detached houses, now though I live in a semi but am loving it. Especially as we got the Central Heating fixed tonight. ;)

drill an 1/8 hole through your wall and stick a camera into his bedroom and film his antics, sell them to a porn maker and earn yourself some cash and satisfaction at the same time. cant say fairer than that. ;)

drill an 1/8 hole through your wall and stick a camera into his bedroom and film his antics, sell them to a porn maker and earn yourself some cash and satisfaction at the same time. cant say fairer than that. ;)

:bow: :bow: :bow:

 

Or burn the soles of his feet with a hot crack pipe. :rofl:

 

 

PMSL...but why does the hot pipes need a crack in it??? :x: :x: :x:

cant beat childish pranks! dog muck under car handles, let tyres down, place advert in local paper for escort service with his house number! screw with his life!! haha!!!!

 

 

Or even screw with his wife....then send him pics of her giving head...nice touch..

karl do you want me to come round and sit on him!!!!!!!!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

That would do the trick!

 

 

Hope you get it sorted Karl, some neigbours can be right idiots!!! :mac1:

hehe i am definitely feeling the cheap item advert or hole in the wall! in actual advice mode id say talk to him, then regardless of what he says bash him :D

 

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Mate, neighbours, not a happy subject for me, the amount of times I've gone round to people's places carrying a length of pipe is getting silly. I now live in the most expensive development in town and have a stupidly expensive mortgage dose it change? No, still got an ignorand asshole how plays his music at about 300db at 4.00am on a week night and who is really rude to everyone.....He says anything to my other half then he'd better know a very good dentist, 3 years doing door work gets you experienced in pinning someone down and kicking seven shades of sh*t out of them when you need to.

If i were U i would make sure he starts recieving Kebabs Pizzas Chineses meals delivered followed by Taxis day and night. Any junk mail you get Fill in his name and address and return it so hes bombarded with shite in his letterbox. Try to find out his e-mail address and register him with all the crap sites you can think of, If none of this works wrap some dog sh*t in newspaper put it on his door step and set fire to it ring the bell and run away.

Incredibly childish but great fun particularly if hes bear foot when answering the door Because hes gonna get burnt and covered in poo :D

If all this fails Just slapp him stupid and we can all come round yours in our cars and park outside his house :headvswal

I hate people like that