ok, im at home and waiting for the mrs to get in . Then i hear some shouting outside and the door opens and she comes in crying. I find out that after she said hello to him, the bloke next door has just been talking down at her, saying she is worthless and telling her the neighbours are sick of where she parks her spare car, which we are gettin rid of at the end of the month anyway !! . (bear in mind this is not blocking anyone in the slightest , car also has tax and mot).

 

So of course I hear this from her and see red. Go round to see him , Knock at the door and he gets his wife to answer and say he is on the phone to the gas company. Ok i say il wait then, Oh u cant she says he is gonna be a while she thinks. Fine il come back later I say.

 

So now im sitting here fuming. Who the fook do people think they are , thinking they have the right to talk down to anyone over something so stupid , especially when she is outside with 2 kids (6+7) next to her listening to it all !!!

 

I can see someone very deserving of a :mac1: :mac1: :mac1: !!!!!

I agree, there is no excuse for rudeness...and when the kids are there it is just not nice...

 

...You have blood on your nose

 

...no I haven't...

 

...you fookin have now ya coont!!!! :slap:

Cheeky Fecker, I agree with you mate, you should see him and tell him to take that fookin C*CK OUT OF HIS MOUTH AND SHOVE IT UP HIS A55. all the best with it bud, I would be with you a 100%. If somebody did that to my misses, they had better ring the Police and a Coroner.

remember bud dont leave any marks but give the fooking :xxx: a hiding

no one deserves to be spoken to like that . if they had a problem they should have approached you and asked politely.

 

 

i get sick of nobs slagging me off behind my back..i used to just shrug it off now i have started to get really annoyed..

 

 

make the spineless fecker appoligise to your wife to her face.

Stick a post-it note on his front door and one on every window of his car with the word 'Meldrew' written on them.

say he is on the phone to the gas company.

I'd have said ''well tell him to hang up and call for a fookin ambulance!!!''

Cheeky Bastid! :xxx:

you should have shoved the gas pipe up his arse and threw a match in his mouth the cheeky ****t

 

go on, gan hit the bastid :mac1:

Suprised burning his feet with a hot crack pipe hasn't cropped up yet!

I would be fuming too if someone did that to my wife... although she's Karate ninja bird so probably could kick his ass easier than I could lol

ourlass would have saidsomething like "go and fook yourself with a hot poker you fooking orrible ****t" then probably hit him with a hot poker

ok, im at home and waiting for the mrs to get in . Then i hear some shouting outside and the door opens and she comes in crying. I find out that after she said hello to him, the bloke next door has just been talking down at her, saying she is worthless and telling her the neighbours are sick of where she parks her spare car, which we are gettin rid of at the end of the month anyway !! . (bear in mind this is not blocking anyone in the slightest , car also has tax and mot).

 

So of course I hear this from her and see red. Go round to see him , Knock at the door and he gets his wife to answer and say he is on the phone to the gas company. Ok i say il wait then, Oh u cant she says he is gonna be a while she thinks. Fine il come back later I say.

 

So now im sitting here fuming. Who the fook do people think they are , thinking they have the right to talk down to anyone over something so stupid , especially when she is outside with 2 kids (6+7) next to her listening to it all !!!

 

I can see someone very deserving of a :mac1: :mac1: :mac1: !!!!!

 

 

Think the next Zed meet should be at your house........Be a big Zed turn out me thinks.....

I will have a straight through exhaust system and a 3200watt sound system coming up forsale shortly, that would give him something to moan about :D

 

sounds like a twat got to have it out face to face to get it off your chest mate.

Doooooooooooo him, dooooooooothe fookin village LOL. On a serious note, talk polite, see what his responce is, then act bud.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ner...........................dooooooooooooooooo himmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!

find your local newspaper, get the number for the under £50 quid section and advertise some thing thats too good to be true( i.e. racing seat from1989 willams F1 car, nah whale tusk,brass deep sea divers suit), then put his address saying sorry no phone. then just sit back and see how many callers he gets

find your local newspaper, get the number for the under £50 quid section and advertise some thing thats too good to be true( i.e. racing seat from1989 willams F1 car, nah whale tusk,brass deep sea divers suit), then put his address saying sorry no phone. then just sit back and see how many callers he gets

:rofl:

 

Or order 150 pizzas to his house! On the other had, knock on his door, kick him in the nuts with some steel capped boots and say "Respect my authoritaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh, god damn hippy!"

can i come round and set him on fire.........

We have open gardens out the front of our houses and my 2 year old ran across a neighbours gravel garden, he came out and said get the **** off my garden to him, to which my wife went round to have a go, he hid behind his wife so my wife said if he didnt come out she would smash her face in and smash his in afterwards. he came out and appologised as he had a bad doy at work or summat. I was at work so missed it :( My wife does have a bit of a temper sometimes LOL and shes a blackbelt 2nd dan and taekwondo so can normally back it up (though if you step on her feet shes fooked lol)

What have you done bud??????

burn the c**t

my missus is 6ft 3 and an ex security guard from moss side precinct so i wouldnt need to do anything as se would have smacked the fooker herself. lmao

 

you can borrow her if u like lol

burn the c**t

 

 

yeh :rolleyes:

 

mr karlos has 4kids so burning the neighbour is sensible [bYE DADDY IL HAVE A NEW DADDY SOON AS YOU WILL BE IN PRISON AND MUMMY IS GETTING LAYED BY HER NEW MAN TAKE CARE SEE YOU IN 20YEARS :rofl: sorry bud not even funny but thats what would happen

 

get some prank callls going to his house,sometimes mental tactics are better

Suprised burning his feet with a hot crack pipe hasn't cropped up yet!

 

PMSL - I was just about to suggest that.

 

Or how about... you say unpleasant things about him behind his back, ostracise him and encourage friends and other neighbours to do both those too. That's what I do if someone p1sses me off.

 

Or burn the soles of his feet with a hot crack pipe. :rofl:

can i come round and set him on fire.........

:eek:

get some prank cools going to his house,sometimes mental tactics are better

 

 

let arny do it for you mate ;)

 

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/arnolds.html

Mate i dont care who in the h e l l he was on the phone to i would have demanded his presence at once and given him a kickin.!

 

give us your address ill pay him a visit.

i say you scared him so thats warning number 1. leave it for now if he does it again the give him a kick in