while at the local PC games club

 

they had a wedding reception on in the main room

 

anyway

 

while a lad that i know was outside having a fag he seen a bloke smack his missus

 

before he could say anything the guys said and i qoute

 

"its ok m8 we are married"

 

then shows him his ring

 

as if thats got anything to go with it!!

 

they also brought there own drinks and glasses to save money!!

 

LMAO

lol i used to work as a waiter for a friend when i was 14, we did large banquets for posh people who like fancy weddings / christenings etc.

 

Anyway was bout 1.30am, all the poshies were pissed and i was doing some clearing up. Whilst walking around the grounds of yarlet hall picking up glasses, I saw a bloke standing on the 14ft trampoline, and a bird on her knees giving him a BJ!!!!!