Sold some bits to a member, well on ebay actualy, went away for teh summer and missus decides shes gona have some decorating done.

 

Come back, look for parts, errrrrrrrr

 

 

Darling have you seen

 

"I tidied everything up"

:mad:

"I put what wasnt rubbish in teh loft and took the rest to teh charity shop"

:mad: :mad:

 

After spending hours up in the loft looking I still cant find 1 bloody part thats missing plus some bolts.

 

FOOOOOKING WOMEN

ooops...SLAP:...

I asked my ex to pack up 3 items I'd sold on eBay and wrote out what was to be sent where.

She managed so send them all to the wrong people, causing loads of agro and me having to pay return postage both ways and wiping out all the money I'd made :wack:

women should stick to housework...and looking after the kids...

Have you tried lookin in the charity shop? ya never know :x:

women should stick to housework...and looking after the kids...

How f**king rude!! :slap:

from Mrs BlackMagic

Sorry Dave. But it aint the interfiering women is it? Its us fookin untidy men. If you had put them away you would still have them. its your own.......

Help Im starting to sound like a fookin woman. :smash:

How f**king rude!! :slap:

 

 

Now now...no need to be like that!!!

 

I admit it, I am a male chauvinistic pig...

 

But women should know their place and its not messing with a man's car...lol...

 

Now stop the slapping..... :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :dance:

Sorry Dave. But it aint the interfiering women is it? Its us fookin untidy men. If you had put them away you would still have them. its your own.......

 

You took the words right out of my mouth :D

Now now...no need to be like that!!!

 

I admit it, I am a male chauvinistic pig...

 

But women should know their place and its not messing with a man's car...lol...

 

Now stop the slapping..... :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :dance:

lol...Mr BlackMagic this time :)

Id have to agree with the messing of a mans car though...

I wouldnt try and sew a G-String....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Unless it was used :D :nelson: :slap:

Sorry Dave. But it aint the interfiering women is it? Its us fookin untidy men. If you had put them away you would still have them. its your own.......

Help Im starting to sound like a fookin woman. :smash:

 

 

They where wrapped together in teh office not more than 3 feet away from me ready to be sent.

 

It was "she" who moved them from my office to teh other room while I was away, and while I wa away then decided it was a good time to decorate that room. SO she tidied that room up too. Now I have to go to the charity shop and hopr to god they aint tehre. mind you I have 1 more box in teh loft to sort.

why would a z over fuel and on o/s bank more so . fuel smell is bad and big white clouds billow out the exhaust behind, fuel guage goes down like Hell. excuse the pun Some one out there please HELP

why would a z over fuel and on o/s bank more so . fuel smell is bad and big white clouds billow out the exhaust behind, fuel guage goes down like Hell. excuse the pun Some one out there please HELP

White smoke would usually indicate water in the combustion system.

Overfuelling usually delivers a black sooty smoke.

Fuel Gauge goes down like hell...lol..Normal

Any other symptons?

Does it run rough?

misfire?

checked ur plugs to see the colour of them?

Black sooty shit could mean rich fuel mixture

White could mean too weak mixture

Crystalised formations on the plug is usually oil burnt on the plug.

If youre getting loads of white smoke and black cacky plugs it could be a Head Gasket...(could be)

Has it had a decent run l8ly?

They all give white smoke if not driven reguarly or for long enough?

women are fooked these days. end of. They think they're men, or rather "men without the faults men have" and therefore "superior".

 

they think differently, but cannot see how or why. Just that it's "men's fault"

women are fooked these days. end of. They think they're men, or rather "men without the faults men have" and therefore "superior".

 

they think differently, but cannot see how or why. Just that it's "men's fault"

 

Most of the women I know operate on feelings, how can you argue with them?!!!

Exactly - if they're upset -it's your fault ! :rofl:

Yeah they're all a nightmare, especially when carrying a fookin' sprog! Doing my suede in FFS. :D

How can you argue with the logic" If you don't know why I am pissed, then I am not going to tell you"??? FFS what is all that about?

 

They get pissed because you did not do something you didn't know you were supposed to do and then when you ask why all they can say is "fine"...

 

 

FFFFFS

Cool. This is like "grumpy old men" talking about women. Keep it up!