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Good old Ronnie. He has been making me laugh for my whole life and in so many different ways. He will be sadly missed.

 

R.I.P. OLD CHAP. :bow:

And it's goodnight from him :(

lol @ Gio...even though he's gone this goes to show how he is still able to make us laugh... :bow:

I immediately think of the 'Fork Handles' sketch everytime his name is mentioned LOL

Gutted, the guy was a comedy genius :bow:

Sad day!!

 

Gio, perfect wording bud! :)

Just seen this, and am totally gutted :O He will continue to make us laugh for years to come, his body is dead, his comedy is very much alive! RIP

Nabbed from the BBC web page ...

 

Ronnie Barker's best lines

A selection of the star's finest lines, from classic shows like The Two Ronnies, Open All Hours and Porridge.

 

The Two Ronnies:

On a packed show tonight, we'll be talking to an out-of-work contortionist who can no longer make ends meet

 

Porridge:

What have I learned, Mr Mackay? Three things. One - bide your time. Two - keep your nose clean. And three - don't let the *******s grind you down

 

The Two Ronnies:

The man who invented the zip fastener was today honoured with a lifetime peerage. He will now be known as the Lord of the Flies

 

Porridge:

Doctor: I want you to fill one of those containers for me.

Fletcher (other side of the room): What, from 'ere?

 

Open All Hours:

Don't just crit there siticising!

 

The Two Ronnies:

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on

 

The Frost Report:

I look up to him because he is upper class, but I look down on him because he is lower class

 

The Two Ronnies:

The search for the man who terrorises nudist camps with a bacon slicer goes on. Inspector Lemuel Jones had a tip-off this morning, but hopes to be back on duty tomorrow

 

Porridge:

(Playing Monopoly) Would you Adam and Eve it? Go to jail!

 

The Two Ronnies:

Ronnie Corbett (shop assistant): There you are, four candles.

Ronnie Barker: No, fork 'andles! 'Andles for forks!

 

The Two Ronnies:

Ronnie Corbett: So it's good night from me...

Ronnie Barker: ...and it's good night from him. Good night!

R.I.P Ronnie,

One of Britains finest comedy genius'

Well I'm gutted, this guy has been 1 of hero's for a good many years he was a true genious, I still watch him know on UK gold in Porridge and Open all Hours and no matter how many time I see the same episode I still laugh my head off. Rest in peace Ronnie.

:cry: :cry: :cry:

 

R.I.P. Ronnie Barker

 

gone to join the rest of the Best of British: Frankie Howerd, Les Dawson, Benny Hill...etc

:( Sad day.

I used to love watching the 2 Ronnies every week as a kid and they're still funny now.

Open All Hours and Porridge are all time classics.

A great loss for British comedy - but the legend of Ronnie Barker will live on forever R.I.P you genius

R.I.P ronnie, its a good night from me

 

what a legend, will be sadly missed and greatly loved

 

comedy genious

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