ive got to go to a wedding doo tomorrow night (lots of stella), it starts at 7 pm and im planning on arriving for the doors opening at 6.45 pm lol.

 

"now" i will be getting ready for the doo at about 6 oclock (which usualy includes sh1t shower and a shave and sometimes a couple of stella before i leave)

 

ourlass on the other hand is going to start to get ready in about 5 mins so ive come upstairs with a bag vfull of stella and im getting drunk

 

ive no idea what she is doing that takes nearly 24 hours but im not brave enough to stand in her way lol

im (or my wife actually) am in the middle of packing for our holiday to rhodes tomorrow...............how much space do you think ive got left in the suitcase for my gear????

 

cant live with them, cant live without them!!! :smash:

just wait till she ask's you "does this outfit make me look fat", don't have to many stellas before you answer that one.

1 pair of shorts, one t shirt, a pair of sandles and 1 pair of dirty boxer shorts what more do you need lol

 

if there was anymore room left BTW

just wait till she ask's you "does this outfit make me look fat", don't have to many stellas before you answer that one.

too late lol :slap:

ive had to remove some of her items of clothing (from her suitcase LOL) without her knowing just so that i can fit my boxer shorts, t shirt and sandals in.

dont know how im gunna explain the "missing" items???!!!

easy put the missing items back in and wear the clothes from the moment you leave the house lol

 

or is it just me that wears the same clothes for weeks on end

ohhh nooo..........she wants to know what looks best, the pink top or the yellow one.

 

why do they ask us these questions and then interogate us about our answers??? :confused:

 

"i like the pink one honey......no the yellow looks good.......no pink....no yellow.......damn ive had it either way!" :(

yup ive already had that, so why do the black ones look better then the white ones

 

why the fook do i care, i look great "simple as" lol

im (or my wife actually) am in the middle of packing for our holiday to rhodes tomorrow...............how much space do you think ive got left in the suitcase for my gear????

 

cant live with them, cant live without them!!! :smash:

 

Have a good one just got back from Crete VERY HOT.

We have a family wedding in October, wife and daughter are getting ready just now !! :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

 

No wonder I drink ! :duffer:

 

Alan....

We have a family wedding in October, wife and daughter are getting ready just now !! :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

 

No wonder I drink ! :duffer:

 

Alan....

 

I'll have a drink with ya then mate .....cheers :duffer:

 

Mind you I must be lucky - my missus can get ready for a night out in less than 30 mins :shock: and she still looks bloody gorgeous :)

It's a female thing you blokes will just never understand

:nono:

I'll have a drink with ya then mate .....cheers :duffer:

 

Mind you I must be lucky - my missus can get ready for a night out in less than 30 mins :shock: and she still looks bloody gorgeous :)

 

Cheers mate,

 

On my second glass of 1990 Clynelish Highland Malt at 43% :)

 

You are lucky, 30 mins to get ready ?? I wish. :rolleyes:

 

My daughter takes 2 hours for the hair alone !!!

 

Glad I`m a baldy barsteward !!

 

Alan........................................

It's a female thing you blokes will just never understand

:nono:

 

What is there to understand ??? :confused: :confused:

 

You have a shower, comb your hair, if you have any, and then just go !! :p

 

Alan................. ;)

Cheers mate,

 

On my second glass of 1990 Clynelish Highland Malt at 43% :)

 

You are lucky, 30 mins to get ready ?? I wish. :rolleyes:

 

My daughter takes 2 hours for the hair alone !!!

 

Glas I`m a baldy barsteward !!

 

Alan........................................

 

Mmmmmmmm Clynelish, never tried it but it sounds nice - I'm on Makers Mark which is a rather nice American bourbon at 45% alc./vol.

 

Sod the women getting ready - let's have another wee dram :D

What is there to understand ??? :confused: :confused:

 

You have a shower, comb your hair, if you have any, and then just go !! :p

 

Alan................. ;)

 

Well it takes me an hour and half to wash and straighten my hair (very important) an hour to find something to wear and then a whole hour deciding whether or not i have chosen the right outfit or whether to start looking all over again!!! LOL :dance: :dance:

Mmmmmmmm Clynelish, never tried it but it sounds nice - I'm on Makers Mark which is a rather nice American bourbon at 45% alc./vol.

 

Sod the women getting ready - let's have another wee dram :D

 

Damn, wish you lived closer bud.

 

Hope this link works ?

http://www.whisky-cigars.co.uk/document.aspx?id=news.htm&title=News

 

Alan...

Well it takes me an hour and half to wash and straighten my hair (very important) an hour to find something to wear and then a whole hour deciding whether or not i have chosen the right outfit or whether to start looking all over again!!! LOL :dance: :dance:

 

My daughter has curly hair and straightens it, my wife has straight hair and makes it go all shapy. Sorry, dont know the correct term for it ! :rolleyes:

I have learned one thing tho !

When any of the 2 of them asks, "does this dress make my bum look big ?"

 

Dont reply, "No, its your fat a**e that does that" !! :mac1:

 

Strange thing is, my daughter is a natural blonde, and insists on dying it dark brown !!! She dont like the bimbo tag ?!?!

 

Alan.

ive got to go to a wedding doo tomorrow night (lots of stella), it starts at 7 pm and im planning on arriving for the doors opening at 6.45 pm lol.

 

"now" i will be getting ready for the doo at about 6 oclock (which usualy includes sh1t shower and a shave and sometimes a couple of stella before i leave)

 

ourlass on the other hand is going to start to get ready in about 5 mins so ive come upstairs with a bag vfull of stella and im getting drunk

 

ive no idea what she is doing that takes nearly 24 hours but im not brave enough to stand in her way lol

 

You got it right about 5 mins for us 2 hours for them tie her to the bed & go to the party on your own if you don't pull...... she will be there when you get home :cool:

Damn, wish you lived closer bud.

 

Hope this link works ?

http://www.whisky-cigars.co.uk/document.aspx?id=news.htm&title=News

 

Alan...

 

 

Nice link mate - good job my credit card isn't close by. :rolleyes:

 

Next time I'm in Scotland tho.....................I'll give ya a call :duffer: :D

Me? about 10 minutes.

Nice link mate - good job my credit card isn't close by. :rolleyes:

 

Next time I'm in Scotland tho.....................I'll give ya a call :duffer: :D

 

We have an "old mans pub" in our town called "The Cellar Bar"

 

Loaded with all different kinds of Whisky, all on display behind the bar ! :)

 

Paradise for lush`s like us !! :p

 

Alan........

Me? about 10 minutes.

 

If you are into Malt`s mate, you are welcome !! ;)

 

But your better half must take at least 30 mins to 4 hours to get ready to go out!!

 

Even if its only for a portion of fisn`n`chips !!

 

Alan...............................................

If you are into Malt`s mate, you are welcome !! ;)

 

But your better half must take at least 30 mins to 4 hours to get ready to go out!!

 

Even if its only for a portion of fisn`n`chips !!

 

Alan...............................................

 

 

Unless I gotta take a 5hit first then just a bit longer.... :smash: :hurl:

 

Im getting married next week and Im already, ready.

Just 10mins vini, can you have a word with steve he takes longer than me some days LOL