WISH ME LUCK LADS,INTO THE LIONS DEN TODAY, BEST MAN SPEECH AND YOU SOME HOW NO YOUR GONE FACK IT UP ,ITS LIKE MAKING LOVE TO CAMMILA PARKER BOWLES ITS A GREAT HONOUR BUT YOU REALLY DONT WANT TO DO IT,,,,,BUT NEVER MIND THE FART MACHINES ARE PLANTED.. :nana2: :hyper:

GOOD LUCK..lol :duffer:

Speech, Speech, Speech :p good luck anyway ;)

Good luck mate.

 

I did it a couple of years ago and you get to be a hero - all the girls come up to you afterwards and want to chat.

 

Don't get too pissed beforehand and don't tell any stories which are too rude.

 

You'll love it!

Don't get too pissed beforehand and don't tell any stories which are too rude.

Yes you do :D

Yes you do :D

 

 

I told how the groom jumped out of the first floor storey of an African brothel without his wallet, trousers of the group's food kitty money.... queue laughter from some but embarassed silence from others.

 

Got a *****cking from the groom when he got back from honeymoon.

 

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You only fook up coz you are nervous. Think like you are talking to us lot and you will be an overnight success.

good luck mate

Jason buddy just make sure you say summat nice about the bride..............not like a guy i worked with once he got really p*ssed and sed "the bride looks absolutely stunning and i,d love to bury my head in those t*ts, i,d give er one any day" to which the father of the bride launched at him followed by the rest of the brides family!!

 

:nono: :rofl: :rofl:

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Jason buddy just make sure you say summat nice about the bride..............not like a guy i worked with once he got really p*ssed and sed "the bride looks absolutely stunning and i,d love to bury my head in those t*ts, i,d give er one any day" to which the father of the bride launched at him followed by the rest of the brides family!!

 

:nono: :rofl: :rofl:

 

cheers lads im sure im gonna be a god today compared to the grooms speech

he's so nervous i had to take him out in the car and scare the shat out of him

just to calm him down,there's nothing like fear to take your mind of something.he just told me that was the worst five minutes of his life,i replied your joking,you just wait for my speech,then you can sayit... :slap: :nana2:

Good luck Jason,but at least you dont need as much luck as the bloke who is getting married LOL;)

Best of luck - if you've done a script, bin it. The best ones are the "off the cuff speeches".

How about some of us contribute some jokes for you - don't look in my direction, I don't know any!

Hey MAC, this time in 3 weeks, I'll have been married - thaks for cheering me up m8! :shock: