I was out the other day on my own busy minding my own business contemplating life like you do and thinking what a wonderful thing it is to own a 300ZX and just how fortunate I really am. When all of a sudden this guy shouts across to me in a rather snobby tone “do you want a race mate?”

I glanced at him and smiled then just looked back the other way without an answer. “I said do you want a race,” he said again. “No” I said back “I don’t now pi55 off.” He didn’t like that very much and started laughing at me. “I don’t know” he said “some people ain’t got any bottle” By now I was starting to get a bit annoyed but thought I am not going to respond. But no! He was determined to have a race and didn’t shut up until I gave in and said "OK I will race you but you will have to wait until I have paid for my shopping and get myself a better trolley because this one has got a dodgy wheel". :smash: :rofl: :rofl: :bow:

What size Wheels did it have? :dance:

pmsl :rofl:

:rofl::rofl::rofl: mint

:rofl: :rofl: classic :rofl: :rofl:

:rofl: well it just goes to show what we all been thinking..........Red Z's are slow as shopping trolleys.... :nelson: Now i will just go and put me flack jacket and helmet on...:tongue:

This is of course just another jovial jape at Red Z owners....:tongue: :rofl:

What size Wheels did it have? :dance:

 

10/25/4's "tesco bombers".

 

 

well it just goes to show what we all been thinking..........Red Z's are slow as shopping trolleys.... Now i will just go and put me flack jacket and helmet on...

This is of course just another jovial jape at Red Z owners.... :dance:

 

Hey. :rofl: everyone is entitled to an opinion :rofl: :rofl:

 

The trolley was silver :rofl:

10/25/4's "tesco bombers".

 

 

 

 

Hey. :rofl: everyone is entitled to an opinion :rofl: :rofl:

 

The trolley was silver :rofl:

 

silver is even slower than red, & a bit faster than black ;) :D

:rofl::rofl::rofl: mint

Just seen the photo of ur car in ur sig dude - must say 300zx looks the dog's twitcher in purple! Very nice! :hyper:

silver is even slower than red, & a bit faster than black ;) :D

 

Rubbish !!!

 

Quicksilver wasn't invented for nothing !!!! It's not "quickred" or "quickblack" is it !!! :tongue:

silver is even slower than red, & a bit faster than black ;) :D

 

we will soon see LOL

Rubbish !!!

 

Quicksilver wasn't invented for nothing !!!! It's not "quickred" or "quickblack" is it !!! :tongue:

 

they had to put "quick" in front of the colour to try to convince people that it was indeed quick!! :p

I thought everyone knew that red cars go faster.

:rofl: ;)

they had to put "quick" in front of the colour to try to convince people that it was indeed quick!! :p

 

. :rofl:

Rubbish !!!

 

Quicksilver wasn't invented for nothing !!!! It's not "quickred" or "quickblack" is it !!! :tongue:

 

No you are correct. But aint it also called "Mercury" an uncontrollable liquid that kills you? :tongue:

How soon will you be taking the trolley out to make love to your bird in? It's just that I've got this mate with a Fiesta.......

How soon will you be taking the trolley out to make love to your bird in? It's just that I've got this mate with a Fiesta.......

 

Sorry mate you got the lingo wrong. What you should have asked is

 

"Wen will ya biss boning ya Julie. cos mizz mate wiv da Asda RS turbo init. Wants a vid, eye! And beet your asse fo real."

Sorry mate you got the lingo wrong. What you should have asked is

 

"Wen will ya biss boning ya Julie. cos mizz mate wiv da Asda RS turbo init. Wants a vid, eye! And beet your asse fo real."

 

>>>>>"CHAV"

 

 

Mark speaks fluent chav

Sorry mate you got the lingo wrong. What you should have asked is

 

"Wen will ya biss boning ya Julie. cos mizz mate wiv da Asda RS turbo init. Wants a vid, eye! And beet your asse fo real."

 

FPMSL :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Could ya do all that on £10 worth of Optimax? Some kids will sniff anything :rolleyes: