2 parrots on a perch, one says to the other "can you smell fish?"

 

 

 

A white horse goes into a bar and the barman says "here, we have a drink named after you", the horse turns round and says "what, Eric?"

 

hahaha

Whats green with 4 legs and if it falls out of a tree will kill you?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A pool table! :cool:

What do you call a vicar on a motorbike?? REV!

Whats more fun than spinning a baby on a washing line at 100mph?

 

Stopping it with a spade!

 

* Made me laugh when i was a kid and it stuck in my head *

what do you say to a girl with no tit's?

 

nothing

Whats more fun than spinning a baby on a washing line at 100mph?

 

Stopping it with a spade!

 

* Made me laugh when i was a kid and it stuck in my head *

 

 

oh dear :rolleyes:

how do you get a 100 prostitutes in a phone box

 

chuck a hedgehog in and tell them theres a prick for each

what has six legs,, and six pockets with big flares , rupert the snooker table,,

where do you take a sick horse,,,,,, horsepital ,you idiots,,,

he who laughs last, thinks the slowest

dr dr iv had sex in a car what should i do

 

was it clitty clitty bang bang

your mums like a bowling ball she gets picked up fingered thrown down the alley and stll the bitch comes back :tongue:

one more,, why did the villiage idiot go up the m3 twice????????????????

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

because he couldnt find the m6,,,,,,, that and hes so thick hes actually shared with two villages,,

no reference to anyone, but me son told me this one, your mum is like a shot gun ,, two cocks and she ready to blow,

What do you call a Fly with no wings?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A WALK. :xxx:

A donkey with 3 legs

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A wonkey

young lady borrows dads New M3. 2 hours later she rings him. "dad I have some good news and some bad".

"Whats the good news" he asks

"your air bags work"

Why do women get married in White???

 

That's the colour kitchen appliances come in :p

Nazi and a Jew at a bus stop.

 

Nazi: 'what time's the bus due?'

Jew: 'shut the f**k up ya nazi bast*rd'

 

:rolleyes:

Nazi Commundant: "Today we shall have zee race". "The first and zee last will be shot"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Now off you both go"

Nazi Commundant: "Today we shall have a game of darts"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"You will dart about while I man the machine gun"

Whats white and slithers across the floor?

 

 

 

 

 

Cum dancing :)

Whats got 3 legs and lives on a farm :dance: The M :tongue: carneys

Whats green and smells like paint???

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:nana2:Green Paint :nana2:

You can't get boots in Boots...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you can't get curries in Curry's...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

but in Dixons ...

short joke errrr

 

Chunk