Just got out of hospital after having my Kidney stones removed, they were broken up and removed via my poor little willy(tho at the mo its worthy of a porn star). The worst bit was having the cathata(spelling?)removed this morning it seemed to be a bit stuck in my already painful member and had to have a bit of a tug AAAAAAAAAARGG!!!! :cry: :cry: :cry:

 

here are the piccies as promised and the tool it feels like they used to remove them.

 

Got to go back in August to have a tube removed that they fitted to bypass the original blockage. :headvswal

Mate that looks and sounds very painfull and in the picture it looks like its sat on a pallet!!!! was it really that big :eek: :eek:

:wack: :x: :cry: :shock: you poor sod.

Fook me mate .. looks like a fookin rock, not a stone ...

 

Glad they sorted you out though ...

 

All the best

Can I buy them for my garden water feature mate? :)

No No No they,re not the actual stones thats how big I felt they must be as they've turned me little chipalata into a black puddin painted in Iodine, still antibiotics finish on friday so I can have a flush out :duffer: :duffer: :duffer: just hope I aint still pi55in razorblades by then...... :o

No No No they,re not the actual stones thats how big I felt they must be as they've turned me little chipalata into a black puddin painted in Iodine, still antibiotics finish on friday so I can have a flush out :duffer: :duffer: :duffer: just hope I aint still pi55in razorblades by then...... :o

cool your knob end down with a nice stella (drink it first though lol)

cool your knob end down with a nice stella (drink it first though lol)

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

cool your knob end down with a nice stella (drink it first though lol)

Fookin exellent idea..... :duffer: :D

Glad you mentioned to drink it first, I had visions of Steve sat there with his todger in a pint glass ooo er perhaps I should not have said that, cue all the batty boy comments :x: :x:

Glad you mentioned to drink it first, I had visions of Steve sat there with his todger in a pint glass ooo er perhaps I should not have said that, cue all the batty boy comments :x: :x:

 

I'll pm the pics tomorrow mate, but be warned the Stella is turning a pinky colour due to the slight bleeding. :hurl: :rofl:

I'll pm the pics tomorrow mate, but be warned the Stella is turning a pinky colour due to the slight bleeding. :hurl: :rofl:

can i have that stella when you are finished with it, im a bit skint at the moment lol :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

can i have that stella when you are finished with it, im a bit skint at the moment lol :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

Im a bit short me self so we'll ave to go halves :rofl:

Im a bit short me self so we'll ave to go halves :rofl:

short! i thought you said it was "at the moment it is worthy of a porn star" lol

bloody hell fella good luck with the todger and stella :D

Yeouch!!

 

Glad its nearly over Steve!

 

Now, fancy a nice pint of

 

:rofl:

 

Seriously, glad yer sorted, i know what its like :(

Yeouch!!

 

Glad its nearly over Steve!

 

Now, fancy a nice pint of

 

:rofl:

 

Seriously, glad yer sorted, i know what its like :(

 

:rofl: Were the fook do you find em from :rofl:

 

Cheer Rich ;)